And then the fight began . . . (Ends: January 31, 2010)

[Simplysmn]

Gave this to one of my Ford Buddies

"BALLAD OF A FORD"

NEVER TRUST A FORD I WARN U ALL, THEY SELDOM START THEY ALWAYS STALL, THOSE WHO DRIVE FORDS THOSE WHO DARE, THEYRE ALWAYS BROKE FROM THE FU- - IN FILL IN BLANK'S



REPAIRS, FIRST ITS THE PLUGS, THEN ITS THE POINTS, AFTER THE CLUTCH ITS THE UNIVERSAL JOINTS, YOU DRIVE INTO A STATION BUT NOT THAT FAST, YOU SAY



'FILL ER W/OIL & THEN W/GAS' SO THEN YOUR ON THE HIGHWAY, YOUR FOOT THREW THE FLOOR THE BATTERY FALLS OUT & THEN THE FREAKIN DOOR, & IF YOURE EVER



COUGHT SPEEDING & HA THIS IS SELDOM SO, THE COP'LL TAKE ONE LOOK & THEN LET YOU GO, HE"LL SAY TO YOU WHILE LOOKING TOUGH, 'YOUR DRIVING A FORD YOUVE



SUFFERED ENUFF' SO NEXT TIME YOUR OUT LOOKING TO BUY A CAR, BE SMART & WISE DONT SHOP ALL DAY



"DRIVE HOME IN A DODGE



AND THEN THE FIGHT BEGAN:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[fest3er]

Seven days remain! Get your lies I mean jokes and two-liners in!

 

[dsherman]

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a

Christmas gift...



The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.



When she asked him why, he replied,



"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight began...





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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in

bed.



I turned to her and said,



'Do you want to have Sex?'



'No,'



she answered.



I then said,



'Is that your final answer?'



She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying



'Yes. '



So I said,



'Then I'd like to phone a friend. '



And that's when the fight began...





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I took my wife to a restaurant.



The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.



'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please. '



He said,



'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'



'Nah, she can order for herself. '



And that's when the fight began...



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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked,

'What's on TV?'

I said,

'Dust. '

And then the fight began...



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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. .

She said,



'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. '



I bought her a scale.

And then the fight began . . .





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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she

kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby

table.

I asked her,

'Do you know him?'

'Yes,'

she sighed,

'He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we

split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since. '



'My God!'

I said,

'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'



And then the fight began... .



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I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside the road and

slowly the other driver got out of his car.



You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just

seem funny?



Yeah, well I couldn't believe it. . he was a DWARF!!!



He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,



'I AM NOT HAPPY!'



So, I looked down at him and said,



'Well, then which one are you?'



And then the fight began...





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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that

I should get it fixed.



But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck,

the car, playing golf. Always something more important to me.



Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.



When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily

snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a

short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when

I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.



I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass,! you mig ht as well sweep the driveway. '





The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. :-laf

 

[icman95]

My wife said "I'm tired of your Dodge truck being the mistress. You need to choose. " Then the fight began.

 

[JCrockett]

I went to my local Dodge dealership to have my loose ball joint replaced, as I move the tire up/down/side to side, clunk clunk noise the Tech said "those are in spec"... . And the fight began.



So I bought a set of Carli Balljoints to replace the stockers and the wife asked why do you have to buy the expensive ones? I said because I am mad at the dealer for not fixing the truck and I want them..... and the fight began!



Not a good week, True Story!

 

[icman95]

True story:



We went to Sturgis Bike Week-my truck got a set of beads for flashing and my wife didn't! Then the fight began...

 

[fest3er]

The day after the "And then the fight began... " contest ended, Ms. Robin announced the dark horse winner and the runners-up. And then the knock-down, drag-out brawl began.

 

[gapayne]

Well, I drove all night to the Parts Place to get a special part I needed to make my Cummins really sing, which was set aside waiting for me. When I got there my part couldn't be found, even though the manager searched all over before finally speaking to the part-time guy who had opened the shop that morning. He then told me that my set-aside part, the only one that had been available in several states, had just been sold to a guy who stopped in and paid cash right after they opened which was just a little while earlier. He also mumbled something about first cash gets the goods. And then the fight began... .

Gary

 

[Grizzly]

The fight's not about Dodge Cummins and Furd Powerjoke, it's about next Sunday's Super Bowl when the Saints and the Colts battle it out, That's when the fight begins!

 

[TDRadmin]

And the winner is ...

Check back later tonight, and the winner's name will be posted.



Thanks, guys and gals.



Robin

TDR Admin

 

[fest3er]

Check back later tonight, and the winner's name will be posted.



Thanks, guys and gals.



Robin

TDR Admin

Must be laughing so hard she can't decide... .

 

[TDRadmin]

Close ...

Robert said he should win . . .

Robin said she shoud win . . .

And then the fight began!





No kidding. We disagreed on the winner. So we picked two!





Drum roll please:



And the winner(s) are:





Robert's Pick: GaryOwen's - Wife said she was cancelling my TDR subscription. She said there was no use paying for a forum when there were free forums - and then the fight began!



Robin's Pick: MMeier's -



A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart for some cheap oil for the Dodge and a few other items. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.



'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.



'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.



'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so

they carry on shopping.



A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of

face cream and puts it in the basket.



'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.



'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.



Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's

half the price. ' And then the fight began!





OK, this one was fun. Keep on posting, just for fun.



GaryOwens and MMeier, your renewals have been processed and the checks are in the mail!



Robin

TDR Admin

 

[MMeier]

Sweeet !!!

Just in time for the renewal too ! Thanks very much !

 

[GaryOwen]

Just realized I was a winner today when my gift certificate arrived! Thanks guys! I love this site.



Gary

 

[MonJack]

My father-in-law and I went to the Dodge dealer, with the old ford truck to trade in... then the fight began.



My wife, father-in-law, and I in father-in-law's new Dodge Ram stopped at the Dodge dealer... then the fight began.



Father-in-law call home to get retired employee information for my wife's new Dodge... Then mother-in-law and father-in-law's fight began.



The fight ended when my wife stopped at her mom and dad's house to show off her new Dodge.