MORAL: Vote very carefully in November; the bells are not always audible!
Old Butch The Rooster
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> John was in the fertilized egg business.
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> He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten
> roosters to fertilize the eggs.
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> He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
> and was replaced.
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> This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
> them to his roosters.
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> Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
> which rooster was performing.
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> Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
> just listening to the bells.
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> John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but
> this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
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> When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
> chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the
> roosters coming, would run for cover.
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> To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
> couldn't ring.
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> He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
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> John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Saint Lawrence
> County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
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> The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell
> Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
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> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
> politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards
> on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting
> populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
>
>MORAL:
Vote very carefully in November; the bells are not always audible!