
"I've endured a Southern Nevada summer, a couple of carwashes, and lots of aerodynamic abuse by that leadfooted a-hole with the glasses, only to find myself inverted and forgotten in the passenger-side door-pocket!
I lost my party horn, my eyes detached and departed. Nose gone, too. And my shiny green hat doesn't have all its tassles anymore. all this while having a truck antenna up my a**.
Knew I should'a gotta 401K!"
in a related story, his replacement's colorful scarf is beginning to fray...
[This message has been edited by rich m (edited 01-06-2001). ]