Death of the Little Blue Demon
Okay, here's the story I got from severial folks... ...
Picture it... Jeff Garmon is giving one of his patented "Check Your Shorts" demo rides

. They're just pulling into the cul-de-sac that has his shop in it, Jeff goosed it for one last thrill. Suddenly, the throttle went to full and the brakes wouldn't work

. The Dakota is now accelerating like something NASA uses and the space is getting limited. Jeff tells the rider to hold on, they're gonna wreck. They hit a curb, thread their way between a Utility Truck and a Semi Trailer, and "through" a power relay

. They then imitate a Cessna and flop off a bluff into trees and roll a few times down the bluff, taking out enough trees to get a whole handfull of "Tree-Huggers" ******

. They're both okay and climb out the windows. Jeff tells me it was the calmest wreck he's ever been in

. The Dakota was then pulled up the bluff by the forklift. All the sheetmetal is crumpled, the rear axle is busted, the rear of the transmission is cracked. Fortunatly, the truck had driveshaft loops.
Now, for the reasoning behind the crash. The Police and Jeff all agree that it was the Floor Mats! The one under Jeff's feet had slid foreward and gotten tangled in the pedals, the throttle couldn't go upwards and the brake pedal couldn't go downwards enough. Via the busted Speedo, it is estimated that when Jeff hit the trees, he was doing somewhere around 95 MPH. Oops!
Fortunatly, no one was hurt. The Passenger worked for the power company and got the power relay fixed quickly and thanked Jeff for the Wildest Ride EVER!!!
"And That's the News. "
Josiah