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John,
I know you are not laughing at me, im sorry to dis-agree with ya, but i did get me a set of them there spark plugs for my Ram, from the Dodge Dealer and i showed him my truck and everything. And guess what, he sold me all 8 of them and said sir these are the ones we recommend just for your application.
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Bill

 

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Hey Bill, would you be interested in a bridge I have for sale?

 

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Thanks for the offer, i just invested in some ocean front property in Los Vegas. I havent had a chance to look at it yet but it tapped me out, that and looking for the spark plugs for the diesel is keeping me pretty busy these days.
Bill

 

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That's ok. I'll remember you later. I know you'll eventually want my bridge if you want split fires for your B5. 9 #ad


We need to talk, how about sending me one of your torque converter and valve body combos? I tell you what, how about a trade? I'll GIVE you my bridge for one of your combos. How can you pass that up? #ad
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Six!!

I guess that bridge is of very high value probably in your family for generations, i wouldnt want to insult you or anything with a piddley tc and vb.
Hey they didnt sell me them split fire plugs,how do you like em anyways?
Bill

 

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Way more Hp and torque. Unbelievable fuel mileage. I'll tell you what though, they are a royal pain the butt to install. It took me more than a case of beer #ad
The bridge hasn't been if my family for long, lets make a deal on this combo, I'd bet splitfires would compliment your tc and vb #ad

 

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Bill;
I would never laugh <em>at</em> you. <em>With</em> you is the only way.
I save the "laughin at" for the pathetic parts counter people. Some of them are great and the rest ... well ...
I wish all counter people were as competent as the folks at a local appliance parts house, Reliable Parts. They know the business, well.

I chuckle at the sparker plug jest as that is my favourite at the local auto parts stores. They will happily plug in the data to the computer & then scratch their heads when the reply is "none".

Since stand-up comedy is best for others, neither of us should give up our day jobs.

Cheers;
*JE*

[and I am not a good proof reader]

[This message has been edited by JohnE (edited 12-11-2000). ]