A bit of humor

[The Adjuster]

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes. "

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting. " It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform.

The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid ****... ... ... ... ..... so, He sent me. "

Kevin

 

[AMink]

That's great!

 

[bmoeller]

Heck ya!

 

[WDaniels]

Dunno if its true, but sure hope it is. Hooahw

WD

 

[Greenleaf]

oh my! Now THAT is a good one!!

 

[fkovalski]

Here's a good one that I just came across:



Some people go through life wondering if they've made a difference in the world...

Marines don't have that problem.



-Ronald Reagan

 

[FDavid]

Here is a funny and true one... .





From a Radio conversation released by the American Navy:



1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North.



2: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.



1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again divert YOUR course.



2: No, I say again, you divert your course.



1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.



2: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

[ACoyle]

While the one about the aircraft carrier IS funny - It's an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm



Some of them can be really funny though.

http://www.snopes.com/autos/dream/jato.asp