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I have been her 43 years and don't know what "argula" is!
Mike
> > >YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA IF:
> > >
> > >
> > >You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
> > >
> > >It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid
> > >all the weather-related accidents.
> > >
> > >Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
> > >named Breeze.
> > >
> > >You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a
> > >sperm donor.
> > >
> > >You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
> > >and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
> > >
> > >You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
> > >
> > >A really great parking space can move you to tears.
> > >
> > >The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and
> > >looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
> > >
> > >Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
> > >
> > >Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay
rep
> > >is a guy in drag.
> > >
> > >It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about
> > >"THE STORM!"
> > >
> > >Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El, La,
> > >Santa, De La, or De Los.
> > >
> > >Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.
> > >
> > >A family of four owns six vehicles.
> > >
> > >Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
> > >snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over
> > >almost as soon as you realize what's happening.
> > >
> > >Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.
> > >
> > >And finally, a question:
> > > Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > A. None. Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.
> > >
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9535hundred
[This message has been edited by Statland (edited 04-27-2001). ]
Mike
> > >YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA IF:
> > >
> > >
> > >You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
> > >
> > >It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid
> > >all the weather-related accidents.
> > >
> > >Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
> > >named Breeze.
> > >
> > >You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a
> > >sperm donor.
> > >
> > >You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
> > >and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
> > >
> > >You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
> > >
> > >A really great parking space can move you to tears.
> > >
> > >The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and
> > >looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
> > >
> > >Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
> > >
> > >Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay
rep
> > >is a guy in drag.
> > >
> > >It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about
> > >"THE STORM!"
> > >
> > >Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El, La,
> > >Santa, De La, or De Los.
> > >
> > >Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.
> > >
> > >A family of four owns six vehicles.
> > >
> > >Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
> > >snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over
> > >almost as soon as you realize what's happening.
> > >
> > >Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.
> > >
> > >And finally, a question:
> > > Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > A. None. Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.
> > >
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9535hundred
[This message has been edited by Statland (edited 04-27-2001). ]
