A NEW branch of the Special Forces

[JoshPeters]

The Pentagon today announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas boys will be air dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:





1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.











The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

 

[rono]

Here, Here!! I think it would work.

Ron

 

[kowaliga]

Alabama 'redneck' Marine currently holds sniping 'distance' record ( +1200M ) in Iraq.

Was a squirrell hunter in his youth, but not with 7. 62mm. As could have been in Vietnam, would be in Iraq if we took off our gloves.

 

[RandyHamilton]

I thought Carlos Hathcock (USMC Sniper) had the record of 1500 plus meters in Vietnam?

 

[jwilliams3]

Wasnt it more like 2000+ meters?

 

[Rman]

This was the longest CONFIRMED kill, with a 7. 62mm IN IRAQ. So it's a record, but with many limitations. I know some brits did some amazing stuff in afghanistan with . 50 cal's. It was in solder of fortune a few years ago.



Hathcock's kill was 2500 yards, with a browning . 50 caliber. That's 1. 42 miles! amazing. As far as I know this is still the sniping record for CONFIRMED kills. The brits were shooting over 2000 meters in afghanistan, again with . 50 cals. You're not going to see many . 308's jumping out past 1000 meters, too many variables and just lost velocity. 1200 is VERY impressive with an M40

 

[kowaliga]

This was the longest CONFIRMED kill, with a 7. 62mm IN IRAQ. So it's a record, but with many limitations. I know some brits did some amazing stuff in afghanistan with . 50 cal's. It was in solder of fortune a few years ago.



Hathcock's kill was 2500 yards, with a browning . 50 caliber. That's 1. 42 miles! amazing. As far as I know this is still the sniping record for CONFIRMED kills. The brits were shooting over 2000 meters in afghanistan, again with . 50 cals. You're not going to see many . 308's jumping out past 1000 meters, too many variables and just lost velocity. 1200 is VERY impressive with an M40

Thanks RMAN. . And a salute to them all for valor, patriotism and good eyes.