Maybe you shouldn't answer that (the Subject). 
Am I the only one that has a feeling of uncertainty after changing the oil on my '01 3500 and not being able to tell where the heck the oil level is on the dipstick? Everytime I change the oil (just got done), when I check the stick there seems to be oil all up and down the stick... I wipe it with a rag, check again... same thing. It seems like I must check it 30 times and still barely feel comfortable with the reading. Am I alone? Any suggestions other than counting the quarts as they go in (which I do)? I drove the truck around to get the oil a little dirty and I'm hoping if I check it again tomorrow morning when the oil is cold maybe it will be a little thicker and I can tell a little better.

Am I the only one that has a feeling of uncertainty after changing the oil on my '01 3500 and not being able to tell where the heck the oil level is on the dipstick? Everytime I change the oil (just got done), when I check the stick there seems to be oil all up and down the stick... I wipe it with a rag, check again... same thing. It seems like I must check it 30 times and still barely feel comfortable with the reading. Am I alone? Any suggestions other than counting the quarts as they go in (which I do)? I drove the truck around to get the oil a little dirty and I'm hoping if I check it again tomorrow morning when the oil is cold maybe it will be a little thicker and I can tell a little better.