Aniversary gift..... that will get you a divorce...

[fkovalski]

The couple had been married for 25 years. The wife wanted something very special and was dropping hints to the husband.

He broke down and asked her what for thier special day she wanted,

"I want something shiny and new and will go from 0 to 200 in two seconds... . " she replied... .









He bought her a new bathroom scale. :-laf



(paraphrased as heard on Paul Harvey today)

 

[lmills]

I heard that one on saturday and thought I would roll laughing.