Another "Best Caption" Contest . . . (Ends August 1, 2011)

[AMink]

Stupid bridge to nowhere!

 

[RedRamAndy]

Now that's articulation!

 

[RedRamAndy]

I never knew they had the 'slinky' option that year.

 

[CLawrence]

wrong turn... . recalculating!

 

[Batphreak]

I told you the truck needs an alignment! It pulls to the Left!

 

[RolandJ]

Bungie Trucking usually done with out a vehicle

 

[Grizzly]

What a revolting development this is!!!

 

[MuddFlapp]

Hey Ed, Watch This!!!!

 

[SMcGrady]

Hello dad... umm, about your truck... I have some good news and some bad news...

 

[rMetzger]

"the 1992 Dodge Ram has the strongest brake cables in the industry. "

 

[jdooner]

It's nothing a little viagra can't fix.

 

[RedRamAndy]

That's one of the prototype diesel Dodges that got the Caterpillar motor I think.

 

[BigDaneDiesel]

I am thinking a 3 inch leveling kit ought too make it look prefect!

 

[BigDaneDiesel]

I say this to my wife all the time. Honey it's not a lift i want just a leveling kit it will fix this nose bleed I got.

 

[fest3er]

"This will forever be a secret between me and my laundryman. "

"It'll buff out. "

"What's taking those idiots at OnStar so long?"

 

[dodgesst]

As the truck says " I'll never drink again"

 

[04blackcherry]

I won the last caption contest so I want to exclude myself from the prize, but I have to comment: FOR SALE: Trailer made from full size Dodge bed and rear axle. Also: parting out cab from same truck.

 

[BrianFL]

"I found the best fishing spot - no one is ever there"

 

[Missouri Mule]

Heaven Help Me!



When I tell my truck to jump it jumps!Oo.



I wonder if the Frame shop will be able to staighten this one out.



I'm glad that I'm old enough to wear a diaper.



Do you think it's totaled?

 

[HHhuntitall]

OBVIOUSLY, built Ram tough (and not scared of heights!)



Looks like the engine transplant didn't go to well, and the truck is rejecting the Donor engine... ...