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Haven't run this for a validity check, but thought you might see the questionable actions of this. "Went out of there way to make me look like a fool", didn't have to go far out of their way!!!!!



>MAN SUES TOM RIDGE OVER DUCT TAPE FEARS

>

>Corona, CA - Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape and

>plastic has sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the

>Department of Homeland Security, and President George W. Bush.

>

>Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B & B Construction in Corona, California,

>has filed a lawsuit claiming emotional distress, personal injury and sexual

>dysfunction after he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape to protect them

>from a biological attack.

>

>"After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up on duct

>tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of duct

>tape to protect myself," Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped up my

>windows and doors. After I did that I realized if survivors like myself

>are going to reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we

>have to protect our privates as well. " Bosell claimed in his lawsuit he

>wrapped his "privates" in duct tape as test of "Homeland Security. "

>

>When he tried to remove the tape, Bosell injured himself when the tape

>began peeling off skin and body hair. After calling an ambulance, Bosell

>was taken to the hospital where the doctors and nurses laughed at him. "I

>told the doctors and nurses at the hospital if they laughed, I would file a

>lawsuit against them and the hospital. They laughed anyway and I now have

>another lawsuit pending" Bosell said with tears streaming down his face.

>"They went out their way to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the

>doctors scalpel go toward my privates, I totally lost it and blacked out".

>

>Also named in the lawsuit is the President of the United States, George W.

>Bush. "President Bush is just as liable for injury to my reproductive

>future because he hired Mr. Ridge to run the Department of Homeland

>Security and Mr. Ridge gave the nation bad advice. They also made me look

>like a fool. " Bosell sobbed. The Department of Homeland Security and the

>Bush Administration have no comment on Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.

>

>We can only hope that this man's reproductive capabilities HAVE indeed been

>'curbed'! Copyright 2003 - The Corona Times
 
I still think the one over on the ford site a couple years ago was better. There was a guy who had Hurculiner on his hands as he was painting his truck bed, then went out to take a leak. Now he is wondering "how do I get the stuff off my Willie"?



Originally posted by Extreme1

ROFLMAO!!Oo. :-laf Oo. :p



How stupid can an individual be and blame someone else for it?
 
Originally posted by TowPro

Now he is wondering "how do I get the stuff off my Willie"?



Ah yes, the infamous "Hootus" thread. That WAS funny.



I still see it from time to time... saw it in a Jeep forum, an offroading forum, a Ford forum, and on here too.



Duane
 
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