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The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded into the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve.



The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene.



The lab finally figured out what it was and what had happened. It seems that a guy had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off - actually a solid fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes and an extra "push" for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. Then he attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!



The facts as best as could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of pproximately 3. 0 miles from the crash site. This was determined by the prominent scorched and melted asphalt at that location. The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 miles per hour and continuing full power for an additional 20-25 seconds. The driver, soon to be pilot, most likely would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, basically causing him

to become insignificant for the remainder of the event.



However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2. 5 miles (15-20) seconds before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1. 4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.



Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable; however, small

fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
 
Darwin Awards

OHH YEAHHH! This was a winner in the so-called Darwin Award, self-extermination by stupidity (yeah, it sounds cruel). In other years finalists were:

A guy mangled while riding under friends farm truck to isolate a driveline noise.

An Oregon highway department who dynamited a beached whale sending 400 lb chunks blocks away (onto cars), filmed by a TV news crew on scene (yes- they needed lense cleaner!)

Lawyer who fell 27 stories into a tower lobby after running full-tilt into a glass wall to demonstrate to interns how break-proof it was (it wasn't).

Guy who climbed into a tiger pen at a zoo to impress girlfriend (at least the Whopper is flame-broiled).

and the list goes on.....

These are not urban legends as they must be validated to be eligible. I have a friend who is a public safety director at a university who forwards these to me. It is VERY humbling. Sometimes makes me think my dogs should be doin' the driving!!
 
Darwin post-script

By the by, if I recall correctly from my father's information (was a defense engineer) Jato's (Jet Assist Take-Off0 rockets were mounted with jettison capability?!!:eek:
 
If the dumbass hadn't of put on the brakes he might have cleared the top of the cliff and would be ok... #ad
 
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Chunks

I have the whale blow up video!! Its hilarious. It shows them trying to move the huge whale with a bulldozer first... no luck. It comes back later to showa HUGE crowd of people wanting to see this thing blow up. Well BOOM and... flop flop flop... flop flop FLOP FLOP FLOP big chunks of whale were falling from the sky... one crushed an old ford LTD and it busted lots of windows. The camera man was running along with everyone else. The sound of big whale chunks hitting the ground was to funny. I bet the whole beach stunk for months.

Clark
 
Clark,



The whole town of Florence stuck for quite a while because a lot of blubber hit the town. My wife's grandparents were living there at the time. Her aunt still has clippings from the paper about the whole thing. The worse part of it was that the highway guys asked an old powder guy how much he would charge to blow the whale. He told them and they said it was too much money. BIG mistake! The guy that owned the Oldsmobile that got crushed had a hard time reporting it to his insurance company. The agent kept hanging up because he thought the guy was drunk when he said his car was damaged by a large hunk of rotten whale blubber falling on it. The whole business in on-line at:





http://www.hackstadt.com/features/whale/
 
Joe thanks for the link to the real JATO story. Although long, I found it the be a well written and funny story. Never says where the HMS Beagle got it's name though.
 
Urban legend....true or false?

Has anyone seen the video of the Russian soldier getting beheaded by a Chetchan??

It's disgusting, disturbing, gorey, and EXTERMELY graphic, but I want to know if it's real?

Eric
 
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