Are you a Retrosexual?

[Rhondasway]

Originally posted by NETim



A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major re-invention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

As a matter of fact, we retrosexual women don't like it one little bit, and won't hesitate to ride your ass if you insist on acting like a little sissy.

 

[JyRO]

mcoleman - I apprieciate your YEP, and reply with a Boomhower - UM-HMMM.

Here's a twist guys. I am a woman and enjoy doing or agree with most of what you listed. Now what does that make me?

Dawna

My next date hopefully. Hehehe. Image a Homer Simpson, "ooohhh, donuts... . " But substitute Dawna for donuts!









QRTRHRS - The Japanese suffer from that fish hand affliction. And regarding all other men, don't you just hate those guys that catch only your fingers and don't give you the courtesy of a re-grip? Son-of-a... ...

As a matter of fact, we retrosexual women don't like it one little bit, and won't hesitate to ride your ass if you insist on acting like a little sissy.

To be honest, I feel like I have to sissy out a bit being when I'm around a woman. If I get a big'un, that's ripping my guts out, and is threatening to cause intestinal damage, if I'm around a woman I will *try* to throttle it. If I'm around my buds ... well let's just say usually the throttle is WFO.



Does that throw me out of the retro-sexual group?



- JyRO

 

[NETim]

Naw JyRo, you're just being a gentleman. That's a big part of being a "retrosexual. "



Nothing sissified about being a true gentleman.



Tim

 

[Dieselnut59]

To be honest, I feel like I have to sissy out a bit being when I'm around a woman. If I get a big'un, that's ripping my guts out, and is threatening to cause intestinal damage, if I'm around a woman I will *try* to throttle it. If I'm around my buds ... well let's just say usually the throttle is WFO.



Does that throw me out of the retro-sexual group?



- JyRO [/B][/QUOTE]





Oh my God! That is the truth!! LOL

Farts are such entertainment around other guys, but such an embarassment around most women. I have heard some good ole lady folks who cann give me a pretty good run though!!!

 

[ladyjaine]

As a woman, I have to say that if a guy admits to me that he can't hammer a nail or use power tools, I don't think too much of him. The ones that don't understand engines are also pretty useless.



I can drive in snow, but I don't kill my own dinner.



Jean

 

[1stgen4evr]

A Retrosexual man's favorite movie isn't "

You guys seen "Open Range"? Lot of cowboy cliches but when the shooting finally gets going they really do it up bigtime. I think a retrosexual would appreciate the movie.



1stgen4evr

James

 

[Wayno]

Originally posted by ladyjaine





I can drive in snow, but I don't kill my own dinner.



Jean

Oh come on Jean , it don't hurt nut-in to kill a little deer with the Ram in the snow, as long as you got a big cow catcher on the front of your truck.

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

I love open range. Pretty cool movie I must say. Course I really liked the gunfight at the end.

 

[SRadke]

Amazing how fast it dries out after the rain though.



-Scott

 

[dpuckett]

Proud retrosexual

A few of them didnt fit me, but I agreed with the sentiments. I am looking forward to returning to the high country, but not to the Commiefornian college students who drive 20 in snow.



Daniel

PS- I assume the drying out is after a rain in the west? (aint seen the movie yet). I have seen an inch fall in a day, and two hours later you couldnt hardly tell it rained.

 

[TomGolden]

I, too, am GUILTY of being a Retro-sexual. When is hunting season this year again... ???

 

[1stgen4evr]

hunting season

'pends on what ya huntin.



1stgen4evr

James

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Guess I can't join.



Cuz I already are one



Match the list to a "T" except:



No TV to cry over, watch "Queer" this or "Queer" that, or even sports shows (too busy doing to be watching).



And even though I can tie a windsor sometimes its easier to slip the fancy doodaw up the bolo or western string tie for church (Yep, real retros know who REALLY is in charge and thankful that he made me a retro 1Cor. 6:9 ).



Belch, Scratch, Pooot, Sniff, Sigh... Ah, Its great to be male. :-laf

 

[stg2500]

I definately fit most of those desciptions as well. Haven't tried hunting yet, but would certainly give it a try sometime.