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AWOL Drinking Machine

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Air Compressor ???

This would be funny if it weren't mostly true...

It has made the news here. The state legislature is already trying to ban the device here as we speak well type.
 
"The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol (about 1/2 actual shot size). "



Who's got that kinda time?! 20-minutes to do 1/2 a shot?! :-laf

I'll stick to the old fashioned method where you absorb the hooch in your stomach lining and the rest of the digestive tract.



Next thing you know... people will be dropping dead from some sort of lung ailment after huffing a few ounces of booze. You know darn well some idiot is going to load the thing with Everclear...



Matt
 
Hell Now even the heath concious can drink too :-laf



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