Best Place To Hide A Body

[Doc Tinker]

If you were going to hide a body, where would you do it?



I think one good place would be in the bottom of the hole, before they place a telephone pole in it. I've often wondered how many bodies were hidden that way.



Doc

 

[K_Arts]

After living in a major farm town, It has been brought to my attention that Pigs will devour anything. They are big time scavengers... Just throw the body in the pig pen. Guaranteed within a couple of hours there will be no trace of anything. . LOL



Kev

 

[bighammer]

I think I'd wind em around the spare tire and snug it up close to the bed. Ain't that what the winch is for? Bet that thar tire'd get a mite heavy.

 

['956Wheel]

Cement shoes and a deep, deep sea fishing trip come to mind.



Wouldnt the power pole sink as the body decomposed?



Is everything o. k. Doc? Something you need to talk about?



Mike

 

[78repowerwagon]

I'm with 956wheel, Doc has been posting some odd stuff lately - wait thats normal.

 

[Pit Bull]

How about an old grave yard? Like they say the best place to hide is in a crowd

 

[KatDiesel]

Come here... . lemmie show ya

 

[emarsh]

in a 55 gallon open top type drum, topped off with concrete, then maybe take it for a dip, in DEEP water would be best.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Ask OJ, he would be the best person for the job!

 

[BFC]

Doc's yard maybe?

 

[DarrellB]

How long

Are you wanting to hide it?



I would think a large chest type freezer would work good for a couple of weeks at least until things cool down a little. Then I would strap it on one of my ATVs and take it deep into the woods behind the house and throw it in one of several deep sink-holes that I know of.



Hey, has anybody seen,



Oh! never mind



Darrell

 

[maint.man]

So Doc , where did ya' put it .

 

[EMDDIESEL]

I am with Emarsh on this one, that was the exact thing i would do, or maybe the woodchiper trick. Throwing a body into a Volcano would be effective, cauldron of molten steel? crocodile food? (Make sure to hide the poo afterwards), ill think of others.

 

[illflem]

Originally posted by BFC

Doc's yard maybe?

It's full, that's why he's asking.



6k, again

 

[DarrellB]

Forgot one thing

You might want to throw in a little lime in the sink hole it will help the body decay faster.



Darrell

 

[Rob Thomas]

I was just thinkin'... ... ... ... ... ..... Doc only lives about 10 minutes from me, should I be worried? I'll havta keep a close eye on the local news for the next couple of weeks.



BTW... Doc, I know this bottomless swamp and... ... ... ... ... ... .....



Later, Rob

 

[The patriot]

The ocean. Sleep with the fishes.

Eric

 

[EMDDIESEL]

I can see it now, somebody who replied to this may one day end up as a murder suspect and they will bring in the transcripts from here and use them as evidence

 

[DarrellB]

Originally posted by EMDDIESEL

I can see it now, somebody who replied to this may one day end up as a murder suspect and they will bring in the transcripts from here and use them as evidence

Oh He11:--) :--)



Why didn't somebody say something sooner. :{ :{



Darrell

 

[klenger]

Lot's of mine shafts in Colorado.