Best Place To Hide A Body

[EMDDIESEL]

But pigs are agressive?, like if i fell down in a pig pen i would get mauled?

 

[JR2]

I have often thought about this... I would put the person in a Crab pot and toss them in the Cook Inlet in Alaska. Of course there would be no rope to retreive the pot. The thing about cook inlet is that there are huge tides that was in and out daily (30 foot swings are the norm). The water moves at roughly 7 knotts in or out about 20 hours a day so the pot would roll up and down the inlet and the sand fleas would get to them and the bones would be spread up and down the inlet with the tide. Oh ya, the water is very cold and full of silt so a diver can not find anything. Also the inlet is about 60 miles long... . that ought to work... .



A guy I know does the occasional illegal moose hunt (he eats them and needs the food). He disposes of the bones and such by burning them in a steel drum with lots of wood. Once they are ashes he dumps the barrel out and filters out all the teeth and small bones that did not burn and chucks them into an unknown location. Seems like that might work here too.



Am I freaking anyone out yet??



I also think the wood chipper hold promise, however if you watch the Discover channel you would know that a guy got caught doing it this way. Mostly it was because he did not clean up after himself and they where able to find the teeth in the lake he chipped his wife into. That and the fact that he rented the chipper and truck from a local rental place and they never cleaned it and called the cops.

 

[Oxjockey]

On the forensics shows on the Discovery Channel, there was a guy who rented a wood chipper for his wife. He towed it onto a bridge over a river. Positioned the output over the river and threw her parts in. They still caught him.



I'd bury a body in the cemetary. Not just anywhere, but in someone else's grave under the cement thing. They'd never look there. After watching those forensics shows so much, the best way to hide a body is to not have it looked for.



Bryan

 

[EMDDIESEL]

That wood chipper murder was here in CT. We actually recently sold one of the guys guns too. He wont be needing it.

 

[Doc Tinker]

Not long ago, a guy in Western Canada was disposing of prostitutes via the pig pen method. They caught him somehow, but it took a lot of years to do it.



Doc

 

[rich m]

I think you guys just gave ol' EMD bacon-o-phobia!

 

[Doc Tinker]

Would you eat bacon, if you knew the pig ate a human? They say human tastes like pork



Doc

 

[Doc Tinker]

If pig meat is called pork, what do you call human meat?



Doc

 

[EMDDIESEL]

So i am still wondering, are pigs viscious?

 

[Sky]

I think crabs could take care of anything they can really to a number on you.

 

[EMDDIESEL]

Uh... . Crabs??? Wait, you mean like the ones at the beach, RIGHT?.

 

[Archive]

You guys are a bunch of sick bas****s, just hanging out here until they get diesel- central back on line!!!!







big jake

 

[Sky]

Originally posted by EMDDIESEL

Uh... . Crabs??? Wait, you mean like the ones at the beach, RIGHT?.

Ummm... ... ... ... ... . Ya, ya those are the ones I was talking about.

 

[EMDDIESEL]

Ok, cool, becuase with the OTHER kind, all you need is some Aqua Velva and a washcloth to bite on and your good to go.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

If ya work in a steel mill, dump the body in a vat of molten steel

 

[Doc Tinker]

I think the best place to hide a body would be on a park bench. Lay a newspaper over the guys face and take off his shoes and everyone would think it's a street person sleeping. Maybe you could put a grocery cart nearby with a bunch of beer bottles in it. If the body starts to stink, people would be sure it's a street person



Doc

 

[GLASMITHS]

If you worked in a sausage factory-----------

 

[maint.man]

Where I work we have a wood "hog" , that can turn a solid oak 6*6 into little chips and chunks . To top it all off , it then go's into a big storage bin , and then it gets burned in the boiler "Body gone , and heat to boot "

 

[klenger]

Hide it on a gurney near e-ray in a hosipital. Nobody will think anything of it for days.

 

[Warpig]

Originally posted by Pit Bull

How about an old grave yard? Like they say the best place to hide is in a crowd

Pit Bull,



You are half right. You must bury it in a fresh grave where the grass has not grown in yet.