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Blond in the Kitchen

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Welding

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said

beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra

bowls.



Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.

So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for

supper



A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the

rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it

improved the rice any.









Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare

ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. .









I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl

and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.



Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress

it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason

Tom keeps counting to ten.



Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was

hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. . I put the hamburger in the oven and

set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my

disappointment.





GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for

tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into

buying a bigger oven, I would like to surpri se him with a chocolate

moose.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's



a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.



So she peels it off and starts screaming,



'I've won a motorhome!



I've won a motorhome!'



The waitress says, 'That's impossible.



The biggest prize is a free Lunch. ?'



But the blonde keeps on screaming,



'I've won a motorhome!



I've won a motorhome!'



Finally, the manager comes over and says,



'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.



You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome



because we didn't have that as a prize.



The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.



I've won a motorhome!'



And she hands the ticket to the



manager and HE reads...

(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)



'W I N A B A G E L'
 
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