Blond Jokes

[cap-n-cray]

For Christmas



There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.



After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not. "



Cary

 

[KevinSmith]

This blond receptionist is tired of stupid blond jokes. She descides to color her hair brown to see if she gets more respect (artificial intellegence?). The next day at work she gets a promotion that includes a company car. She decides a little drive in the country would be a nice little celebration for her new status. While driving she sees a field full of sheep. She stops and asks the herder if he would give her one of the cute fluffy sheep. He says no way no how. She keeps badgering him so to get her to leave he says that if she guess the exact number of sheep in to pasture she can have one. She looks in every direction and says "493". "493" the herder says "thats incredible, I guess you win a sheep". She pics one and as she is loading it in the car the herder says "Hey lady! If I can guess your real hair color can I have my German Shepard back?"

 

[bighammer]

Gota love this one... . YouTube - Newlywed Game Blonde Genius

 

[WDaniels]

Phloop,

Is that a true story?? If so, that has to be one of the best practical jokes I've ever heard of. Rotflmao!!!!!!

WD

 

[JoelMartin]

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the blonde driver said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

 

[phloop]

Phloop,

Is that a true story?? If so, that has to be one of the best practical jokes I've ever heard of. Rotflmao!!!!!!

WD

I have no idea as I raped the joke from another board. But I am sure it has probably happened. :-laf

 

[Stake Man]

two blonds sitting on the front porch of thier house...



Blond #1: I wonder which is farther away, the moon or South America.



Blond #2: HELLO!!!! Can you see South America?

 

[Hammer]

What do you call a blonde driving a new mini-van???????



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