Bombaholic New Year's Ramsolution

[Joseph Donnelly]

My name is Joe and I'm almost a bombaholic #ad

I know I'm not really a bombaholic because I cannot think of more than a dozen, maybe fifteen, bombing products that my Ram "needs" . . in addition to what it already has.

My Ram solutions [kinda like resolutions, but more satisfying to keep] for next year include:
1. I will not let my Ram have any drugs. Pure, clean #2 Diesel only #ad
But it can have all of the fuel it wants #ad

2. I will not change the clutch more than onceXXX, twiceXXX, uhhh, three times next year.
3. I will not add more than one bombing product weekly. Unless it really needs it.
4. Are nitrous and propane considered drugs next year?
5. I will not try to humiliate any Brand C or Brand F trucks . . . more than they deserve #ad

6. I will keep to the speed limit while towing up 8% grades (no faster, next year, I promise) #ad

7. I will tell the truth about my Ram's fuel mileage. . . so long as I can have some "round-off error. " #ad


Have you made any Ramsolutions for next year?

 

[ramman]

Your sick Joe, you are for sure a BOMBAHOLIC strung out on #2 diesel and sniffing 4" exhaust pipes,so have a Happy New Year and may God bless. Ramman

 

[KB0OU]

Hi Joe,
I really think you are certifiable, as a bombaholic that is. Why don't you try setting a land speed record this year. That sounds like fun.
Happy New Year

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96 CC 4X4 2500 SLT AUTO transmission, PrimeLoc, ISSPRO EGT Boost transmission Temp, GUTTED CAT, 150,000+ Miles still goin' strong, Lots of Ham Radio gear, NO IGNITION NOISE!!! Love my diesel!!! TST Fuel plate on the way, BOMBS AWAY!!!

 

[willyslover]

I promise not to go over 500 HP next year. . only after the proper electrons are added and the other little items needed. . I promise not to use up more than two sets of tires on wild HP displays from a Dually. . I promise to continue the properly 24 valved banter on the under valved ones #ad
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. . I promise to get Joe D's goat on every occasion that arrises #ad
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. . I promise to up the HP on any occasion that I get beat by brand X. . I promise not to tell my wife when I add HP to my little toy... ... LOL

 

[Missouri Mule]

Your a bombaholic Joe because you admitted than denied it. #ad

But nice try in beating it better luck next time(year). #ad


What does #7 have to do with a bombaholic?
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Don't tell us you strecthed the truth on you mielage by rounding up miles and rounding down gallons. Not you Joe! #ad


Next you will be telling us you have invisible Six foot rabbit(equipped with everready batteries) pushing your Dodge Diesel down the road. #ad

Have a Happy New Year Joe(and rabbit... ) ! #ad


1. Nerf bars(side bars, not to get into truck but to keep car doors away from it).

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Bill Thomas
Missouri Mule - 96 Wht 4X4 ST CC,5 spd, 3. 54, 8 ft bed, 1 ft high cheater boards.
99 Freightliner bl/wht FL60 ISB-5. 9 24v,215 hp,520 tq,6 spd, 3. 59 nsr,16 ft box, 19. 5 tires,Wt/gvw 11,000/23000

 

[Bigsaint]

Okay, I'm in. My name is Scott and I am a Bombaholic. I found this site and signed up because I've never owned a diesel before and wanted to learn more about the engine. Then I started to read posts about the then new PE box with a hot #3 setting. I ordered one from HVAC(Nowel) before the truck came in. Then I started to read about the EZ box and also ordered one from HVAC. I installed the EZ and could not believe the power increase. This satisfied me for about 1 month. I knew that if I installed my HOT PE, the clutch would say bye bye. So I started saving for a clutch. Then I figure, the EZ alone wont hurt the clutch, how about a set of injectors, you know, to help out that fuel pump. Now I'am going to put in the injectors and still save for the clutch. I know I also need a 4" exhaust to keep the EGT's down. Man, those oversized turbo's look like the ticket. Also, maybe I need to upgrade my fuel lines. HELP !!!! Is there a cure for this illness ? If I never found this site my wallet would be richer and my diesel knowledge would be lacking. I am sure that I would have been very happy with the stock ETH power stock. But, in the end, I gained knowledge and HP from only one mouse click.

Scott W.

White 2001. 5 3500 ETH/DEE 4X4 Quad cab SLT,tow package and camper prep,Husky liners front and rear,DiPricol pyro,boost and oil temp gauges,Edge EZ,Mopar tonneau,Lund bug shield,PM tractor utility back up lights,Penda bed mat and blow by bottle is bye bye !!! I love the smell of diesel in the morning, it reminds me of... . VICTORY !!!
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[Arcticat]

I promise not to let the amount I spend on BOMBing each month exceed my truck payment... unless I wan. . I mean nee... I mean am forced to.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!

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'00 2500 reg cab LB 4x4, 5spd, LSD, Hot Poweredge, 275 injectors, Warn HS9500I winch, Trans4mer grille guard/winchmount, TracRack, Line-X OTR, G-tech, Loadsaver, and a bunch of other crap I don't technically "need" Name a factory option-I don't have it!

 

[Joseph Donnelly]

Gary, you won't find any goats around here for two reasons: I prefer the Olds 442 to the GTO; and I am on the side of the sheep (male, that is, Rams). #ad
So you overelectroned overvalved ones who got cheated out of 5 of your valve covers have a long ways to go, even if you can zap that very trying little pump into delivering "enough" fuel. Buzz those little valves hard as you can. We have REAL enemies to watch, as I found out going through the link to dieselpage's battle zone. Man, those Chebby guys don't have a clue. To reuse a phrase from the 60's, they are having a bad trip #ad

Oh, excuse me, let me introduce you to a very good friend of mine. Harvey, this is Gary. hehehehe
Happy New Year, and happier bombing.

 

[HVAC]

Hi! #ad
I'm an unrepentant BOMBaholic #ad


1) I vow to resist the temptation to decommission the electronics on the "Red Rocket" in favor of the more likely BOMB pump, the venerable P7100.

2) I vow to reach the 700 horsepower mark next year, weather I need to or not! #ad


3) I vow to convert to the "Slid'n Glide" auto sporatic transmushin' in order to lower 1/4 mile E/T's and not spill my coffee.

4) I vow to resist the temptation to twin turbo in an effort to prove the worthiness of a good single huffer.

5) I vow to respect my 12v brethren #ad


6) I vow to use drugs only when absolutely necessary to defeat the most obnoxious gasser pigs!

7) I vow to be nice to Canadians #ad


8) I vow to be more assertive where my exhaust note is concerned and forgo the muffler on the new 5" system.

9) I vow to give all duramax's a head start before I send them home to momma! #ad


Heheheee! #ad






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Nowel/Performance Diesel

 

[David_VT]

Hello,
I too am a BOMBAHOLIC and have been since meeting and riding in MR. HVAC's truck. see you all in CA around the end of JAN

My resolutions this year:

1) Spend more time on this website and less time trying to make money.

2) Finally get my clutch replaced so I can turn my PE back on. Joe, did you get my email?

3) Get the Green Monster certified over 400hp at the ground. still trying to be conservative to save the drive train...

4) Finish getting the AMSOIL installed everywhere.

5) I promise look at my EGT gauge but will continue to race anything up a steep hill, especially once the stock clutch is replaced... Joe, did you get my email?

6) And finally, get these dinky stock tires replaced with something suitable!!

Naturally none of this will happen if the economy continues to go south... .

#ad



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99' SB 4x4 : DDI's, HOT PE, SPA dual gauge, ESPAR, Line-X OTR, Ladder bars, AMSOIL, etc (GPS,Cell,CB,... . )
Green Monster


[This message has been edited by David_VT (edited 01-02-2001). ]

 

[rich m]

I promise to deliver more power to the ground, rather than into the ATF.

I promise to get the heat away from my piston crowns and valves

I promise to do my part to increase global warming (wouldn't want Al G to be a liar now, would we?)

 

[Joseph Donnelly]

Yes, David, I got your e-mail, and you should have gotten an answer a day or so ago. No, there is no cure, but who would want one #ad

No, you won't EVER have enough power, sorry #ad

Those are the doctor's standard answers #ad
No, I don't play a doctor on TV, and my degree isn't in medicine. I have two degrees, chemistry and BOMBing, hehe #ad

 

[Josparkz]

According to the big book of Bombaholics Anonymous, there is no cure for this disease.
However, it can be kept in remission on a daily basis by working a simple, twelve valve program. #ad

 

[Joseph Donnelly]

A BOMB a day keeps the shakes away #ad

Avoid those withdrawal symptoms!

 

[BPINE]

Sorry guys there is no way I can make any Bombaholic Ramsolution's I just can't resist. I seem to have too many bad habits, heck I have even been known to pull Rams over to the side of the highway to make sure there are properly BOMBED. #ad