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[The patriot]

Paris - In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite L'Abandonnement du Field d'Honneur Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist the elite Iraqi Republican Guards in their inevitable surrender to the overwhelming might of the American Armed Forces.





"Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said General Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in over 200 battles going back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are ze world masters at surrendering, n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories. "





President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement.





I thought this was pretty good... ... ... .....

Eric

 

[Hohn]

that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while... !!



jlh

 

[Todd T]

I cooked this down for you all... ... ... ... ... . as follows;







the Frenchies are going over to take up more precious airfield and barak space to further hamper the UN's abilities

 

[Sticks]

That or someone reminded him of the "Accidental" bombing of a French embassy during the Qaddafi (sp) incident in the '80's when they refused permission to fly over their air space.



Sticks