Broken ankle

[BIGNASTY]

Went to Missoula Friday Nite we all went dancing and were on the floor with about a boat load of people. Music loud as hell hands clapping boots stomping when the pin in my prothesis ankle broke. My BIL made the quick disconnect because he saw how big of a pain in the butt it was for me to change shoes. Any way the pin that broke is just a shear pin and it keeps the foot and boot from turning around 360. When the pin broke the wife and BIL MIL FIL SIL all the IL's could not hear what was wrong so I held up my leg and spun the foot around and around. Some lady dancing on the floor HIT THE FLOOR I almost felt bad. She was no small heifer took 3 to get her to her feet. Then she got P O cause I was laughing :-laf

 

[GHarman]

BIG!, :-lafOo. ! NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!

I worked with a kid that had lost one leg below the knee. He had a prosthetic leg that chaffed him pretty bad at the stump. During break, we all were sittin under a shade tree and he took his leg off and was airing out the stump. This feller was a nut! He had a flap of excess skin that hung down when he crossed his leg over his knee. It looked like a very old man! He took a magic marker and drew a face on the loose skin and put sunglasses on it!!! Some folks was walkin by the excavation site and one lady about fell off her platform shoes with a squeal, when she saw that apparition with the sunglasses! ! That was a HOOT! GregH

 

[fest3er]

That would be the two-step shizzle: flip your hat up, spin it around and put it back, then hit the button to release the pin and kick your leg out with your foot spinning around a couple times; pull the leg back down and release the button and get back to dancin'! Let your partner spin you around, only your foot doesn't move. Little things that really only increase liquor sales to those who aren't sure what they just saw but sure are funny to acquaintances watching reactions. Ya gotta take people out of their comfort zones once in a while.

 

[BIGNASTY]

This lady looked plenty comfortable on the floor passed out ,she hit the deck like a sack of potatoes. It was funny until she figured out what was going on then she got P Oed but ah who cares NOT ME Im the one with the Gimpy leg. Even her husband boy friend what ever he was thought it was funny. The guy at the bar bought us all a round he said that made his nite he saw the whole thing and said it was good that I can have fun like this with my problem LIKE WHAT ELSE CAN I DO they dont grow back.