Bumper sticker ...

[rubberneck]

I had a GOT SMOKE sticker on the back window, problem is everyone thought i was a pot head ,, when anyone asked me what it meant, i used to say stand right there by the back tire, ill show you. Oh well,

 

[JR2]

Well there not on the bumper and they are not funny, but I like em... ... . still they have not generated the response I was hoping for, people just will not race me..... I figured that these would make all those little hot rodders want to race me. .



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[Ram4Sam]

Make your own stickers

Check out this site, you can make up your own.



http://www.makestickers.com/home.asp



I have made a few with them and they look good.



Sam

 

[EricBu12]

I drive truck for a living, 18 wheeeler pulling doubles, if triples, it is a 26 wheeler!! and 102' long!!



I have this sticker on my truck and it is SO true! if we stopped, all the stores would empty out within days!!





---have you hugged your local truck driver today? :-laf

 

[JR2]

My girlfriend is going to run down and get one in the next couple of days. I will scan it and make it a jpg and send it to ice man and ask about getting some decals made. . heck I might check locally and see if I can get them done...

 

[Skydiver]

Bumper Sticker say's.

I saw a sticker on an older Zu-Zu Rodio that said.

"Horn doesn't work, watch for finger"

Made me laugh.

Tim

 

[rich m]

I like those "Brother label makers" with the little keyboards...

on the back glass of my camper-shell:



"got torque?"





and right above the exhaust outlet:



NOISE REGULATIONS

BLATANTLY VIOLATED





among other right-wing pro-gun/anti-control commentary

 

[sloanxx]

On the back of my Landcruiser;



If God hadn't thrown Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden,

the Sierra Club would have.



It's right next to my NRA sticker.

 

[WadePatton]

one I used to display

"HANG UP and DRIVE!"



and a personal favorite that I'd like to have,



"Welcome to Dixie(map of Dixie)

Don't stay long. "

 

[gjacobs]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about the one that says

"Save a whale..... Harpoon a fat chick!

 

[Shovelhead]

Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving Harley

 

[Sregorb]

and of course there's the "Visualize This-using your turn signals!"



Brian

 

[LSMITH]

Seen in a truck stop - "Don't worry honey, it will only seem kinky the first time!!"

 

[CharlieMiller]

How about this one;



W. W. B. D - What Would Bubba Do

 

[DHRA]

As seen on a top-fuel dragster:

"My drinking team has a racing problem"

 

[StakeMan]

"Angry postal worker on board"



"I'm late for my anger management class"

 

[jtisdale]

EARTH FIRST

we'll log the rest of the planets later:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[TomGolden]

If God hadn't thrown Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden,

the Sierra Club would have.

I almost choked when I read this one!!!



And one of my favorites: Visualize NO Liberals



Another great couple:

Spotted Owl tastes just like chicken

Due to the shortage of wood and paper products, next time wipe yourself with a Spotted Owl

 

[EMDDIESEL]

Real popular one here is "I wonder if you would drive better with your cellphone shoved up your a**" On the bumper sticker its NOT censored.

 

[JR2]

Okay my all time favorite is on the back of my Dads 1980 Powerwagon. It says "Please don't tell my momma I work in the oilfield, she thinks Iam a piano player in a *****house"