Bumper stickers people would like to see

[Pit Bull]

1. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an *******



2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"



3. The proctologist called, they found your head.



4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film



5. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



6. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.



7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.



8. Hang up and drive.



9. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!



10. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends



11. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.



12. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.



13. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

 

[RustyJC]

14. Keep Honking... ..... I'm Reloading



15. Honk If You Want to Meet Jesus



Rusty

 

[nickleinonen]

10. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

i like meat

 

[JLinder]

I love animals... . They are delicious!

 

[RDusch]

I'd Kill Flipper For A Tuna Sandwitch

 

[klenger]

It's not a bumper sticker, but I saw a sign under the driver's door of Jeep CJ or Wrangler with "Call 911" written up-side-down. Wich I could have gotten a pic.

 

[duaneparks]

I saw the same type thing. An upside down bumper sticker on a Jeep that said "If you can read this, help flip me over"



I want one that says MOVE OVER in reversed letters like those on the front of an ambulance, and I want it on the top of my windshield.



Get out 'da way!



Duane

 

[benhall]

I used to have this one:



For a small town, this one sure has a lot of a$#hole$. :-laf



Ben

 

[Proram]

Bumper sticker

An Old one

"if Idiots could fly,this place would be a freakin airport!"



Scott

 

[Crazy Horse]

Bumper sticker. . .



I Know Jack I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER!

 

[cclemons]

I had HELP upside down on my boat. The Coast Guard did'nt think it was funny.

 

[mikel]

About 4 or 5 years ago I saw a twin turbo 300zx that had "Slower Traffic Keep Right" written backwards on the top of the windshield.



I used to have "UFO's Are Real, The Air Force Doesn't Exist" on a truck I had.



Mike

 

[Steve G]

Some of my favorites:



1. My kid beat up your honor student

2. Get off my A$$ or I'll flick a bugger on you windshield

3. My other car is a piece of I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER too

 

[klenger]

"if Idiots could fly,this place would be an airport!"

I've got a T-shirt with that on it. I never dared wear it to work though.

 

[fkovalski]

quote: I love animals... . They are delicious!





I am a member of PETA (People who Eat Tasty Animals)

 

[fortunate1]

Seen in Blacksburg, Virginia (Va Tech) a few years back when there was a lot of attention given to the young ladies wanting to gain entrance to all-male Citidel and VMI:



"Women at VMI! What next? Men at U. Va!?"

 

[Hale on wheels]

How about



If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

 

[LarryB]

Where's Easy Street?

 

[rich m]

"some days, it's just not worth chewing through the straps"



"don't run your fingers over my truck, and i won't run my truck over your fingers"



Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun

 

[99guy]

Driver only carries $20 worth of ammo.



Keep staring, I might do a trick.



Normal people scare me.