Bumper stickers people would like to see

[nickleinonen]

don't run your fingers over my truck, and i won't run my truck over your fingers

i like that one. . i'd be perfect to have on your rig if you ever enter a car show...



the way i heard it before was if you run your fingers over my truck, i'll run my truck over your fingers

 

[Scot]

On a show truck:

If you see this truck on a trailer call 911. It's stolen!



Mine is :

If you see this truck on a trailer, you can say "he broke it real bad!"

 

[Camara]

I had one: I live with fear and danger every day. Once in a while I leave her home and go fishing!

 

[Bigsaint]

I only saw this one once, regretably it wasn't on my truck...



". 44 Magnum... Gods favorite caliber"



Scott W.

 

[Alaskaskiff]

Conserve paper products, wipe your a$$ with a spotted owl



Support earth first! We'll log the other planets later



Horn is broken... Watch for finger

 

[Andy Perreault]

If you ever see this one, let me know where I can buy one:



"Yes it's my truck, No I won't help you move"

 

[dpuckett]

Originally posted by Andy Perreault

If you ever see this one, let me know where I can buy one:



"Yes it's my truck, No I won't help you move"

Ive seeen it at Flying Js along I 70.



I like this one. It's just an idea for now. Those of you who live in the south dont take it personally



Chlorinate the Gene Pool- Sterilize Rednecks



Is there life after death? Touch this truck and find out



(seen on one of those hybrid cars)

I'm getting 50 mpg. How about you?

Never wanted a VW Golf TDI so bad (they get 50-55, dont they?



Daniel



PS- the redneck thing. I didnt mean country folk who make do with what they got. I was referring to the gap toothed, inbred, racist, narrow minded, wife beating, lazy, beer drinking idiots that think they are GOd's gift to the world. More like His punishment to Humanity

 

[Jff24Gordn]

Originally posted by dpuckett

Chlorinate the Gene Pool- Sterilize Rednecks



... .....



PS- the redneck thing. I didnt mean country folk who make do with what they got. I was referring to the gap toothed, inbred, racist, narrow minded, wife beating, lazy, beer drinking idiots that think they are GOd's gift to the world. More like His punishment to Humanity

Mental note, dpuckett is on my scheit list.

 

[TowPro]

I have a TDI in a 98 Jetta, (my truck is only for "toy" use )



Anyway, I drive my TDI like I stole it, and get around 46 mph most of the time. This is around 60% highway, 40% country roads.



I get around 53mph running 75-80 mph driving to GA and back.

Originally posted by dpuckett

(seen on one of those hybrid cars)

I'm getting 50 mpg. How about you?

Never wanted a VW Golf TDI so bad (they get 50-55, dont they?

 

[MCummings]

Originally posted by TowPro

I have a TDI in a 98 Jetta, (my truck is only for "toy" use )



I drive my TDI like I stole it, and get around 46 mph most of the time.

Well, from now on,, Just slow it down, OK? Those kinda speeds can make you start stuttering.



I assume you meant MPG.

 

[kluther]

i had a chevy van with two stickers on it ,they said

" don't honk you'll wake up your daughter"

"those shoes by your bed were mine can i have them back"

 

[LSMITH]

They should make those dorks in the rice cars with the coffee can mufflers put a sign on the car that says "Caution, SLOW kids at play!"

 

[ddesau]

bumperstickers

1. Cat - the other white meat !



2. Just cause you have one-doesn't mean you have to act like

one !



3. TI3VOM (on front bumper -read it backwards)

 

[Briar Hopper]

Dirt's for racing, asphalt's for getting there! The polo shirt crowd has their own version: Asphalt is for racing, dirt is for farming!

 

[bmoeller]

1. Don't steal, the government hates competition.

2. Gun control- hitting what you are aiming at.

3. I have PMS and a handgun- any questions?

4. Make way for Princess.

5. I don't look busy because I did it right the first time.

 

[The patriot]

Originally posted by Alaskaskiff

Conserve paper products, wipe your a$$ with a spotted owl



Support earth first! We'll log the other planets later



Horn is broken... Watch for finger

Saw on a logging truck:

"spotted owl mobile home". :-laf

Eric

 

[kiwi bird]

My favorite -



I'm not fkn stupid, but I used to.

 

[TomGolden]

I actually have seen this one, but it's been a year or two: Visualize No Liberals



One my dad had on his truck back in the early 1970's would be SO perfect today: < peace symbol > Footprint of the American Chicken



Keep honking, I'm reloading



Driver carries only $20 worth of ammo



Guns cause crime like matches cause arson



No society has ever taxed itself into prosperity

 

[timjones]

Originally posted by kiwi bird

My favorite -



I'm not fkn stupid, but I used to.

YA BABY Oo. Oo.

 

[rdrose]

on a friends truck

no good deed goes unpunished



i have "when all the trees are gone you can wipe your ass with a spotted owl