Bumper Stickers, Seen any good ones?

[Elite1]

I saw one yesterday on a Ram Pickup... .



UNITED WE STAND, except for liberal democrats!

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Here's a ton



https://www.turbodieselregister.com...p?s=&threadid=65109&highlight=bumper+stickers



https://www.turbodieselregister.com...p?s=&threadid=50362&highlight=bumper+stickers



MY favorite



I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!

 

[Elite1]

This isn't a bumper sticker, but you know how sometimes you see people write in the dust of a dirty car "wash me"... . I saw a dirty truck that someone wrote on the tail gate, "I wish my wife was as dirty as this truck"

 

[JB @ C and L Machine]

Around my area people have stickers that say "proud to have an honor student (fill in the blank of a local high school) So somebody came up with a stick that says "My kid beat up your honor student"

 

[The patriot]

Only in New Jersey.....

"Save your breath... you'll need it tonight to inflate your date. ":-laf

 

[Oil Burner]

"real trucks don't have spark plugs"

 

[BillH]

Don't like my driving? Dial 1800Eat S... . Seen it on the back of a van.



BillH

 

[Diesel&Donuts]

I like this one.

"My son was inmate of the month"

Harold

 

[Elite1]

I used to have this one on my 96' T/D Ram..... " Make Welfare as Hard to Get as a Building Permit"

 

[Shovelhead]

Sure you can trust the Government,..... Just ask an Indian.

 

[JPope]

Back of Big Rig Trailer

A big rig passed me on the interstate, with this on the back of his trailer:



S. L. O. W.

'Supersonic Lowflying Outlaw Wagon'



And judging from the way he passed me (had to find out what S. L. O. W. meant), took me a while to catch up to read the small print, he was RIGHT!!!!!



The driver could be seen in his mirror laughing as I caught up w/ him.

 

[TPCDrafting]

I was in Utah over the weekend and saw an old Ford truck that was rolling on a nice set of Super Swampers. On the bumber it had a sticker that said "This Mud's for You".

 

[Oil Burner]

saw this on a very TALL ford.



"if you can't stop, smile as you go under. "

 

[Woodenhead]

How would your drivin be with that phone shoved up yer a$$.

 

[Rumpere]

Originally posted by Woodenhead

How would your drivin be with that phone shoved up yer a$$.

survey says ::{ :{ :{

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Seen on a girls car: "I wanna be like Barbie... that ***** has everything"



Seen on a girls car: "Grow your own Dope... Plant a man"

 

[HEMI®Dart]

a dead serious one....

Saw on an SUV the other night: "My Daughter was killed by a Drunk Driver"

 

[Rumpere]

see this one today on a car at HOOTERS



You Can Drink An Ugly Girl Pretty

But You Can't

Drink A Fat Girl Skinny

 

[Not Guilty]

So many men, so few who can afford me

 

[Bova]

Driving through Colorado a fine looking girl passed me, saw this on her bumper.

"Olimpic Gold medalist, U. S sexual positions team"