Bumper Stickers, Seen any good ones?

[jwdeeming]

I still miss my ex (wife/husband)

... but my aim is improving!

 

[lil red cummins]

in small print:



"if you can read this bumper sticker - you are too dang close !!!!"





yes, i had to sneak up to the car in front of me to read this.



jim

 

[Jengle]

Seen: Thank God for tall trucks and short skirts.

On mine: CAUTION: Leg Check 12ft Ahead!

 

[kentdiesel]

Seen this one on a Big Rig:



Shut up, Hang up and Drive

 

[crobertson1]

I saw this one tonight:" Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a MORON!"

Here's one I need:" CAUTION: I'm trying to eat, write, dial and drive. "

Not PC but who cares?

 

[Elite1]

Saw this one on the back of a Dodge (gasser) pickup...



UNITED WE STAND... except for liberal democrats

 

[SEmerson]

Here are a few



Drive it like you stole it



As a matter of fact, I DO own the road! - seen on the back of a yellow

DOT maintenance truck.







Driver has no money onboard. He owns a racecar.



Racecar spelled backwards is racecar.



If you must drink and drive... we'll provide the chaser - This is on the

backs of our department's police cruisers.



I'm not a *****, I'm THE *****!



Shift Happens



I'll bet you a new car that I can stop faster than you can!



Why drink and drive when you can smoke pot and fly?



Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly!



Honk if you love peace and quiet.



God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.



Please! One traffic violation at a time.



There is such thing as positive aggresion! Like aggressivly getting the hell

out of my way.



You'd have to be pretty secure to drive this.



If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.



Caution: I speed up to run over small animals.



If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.



Honk If Parts Fall Off



My Other Bus is a Piece of ****, Too



This is my other car.



If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!



Drive Now - Talk Later



Yield to the Princess



I live, sleep, eat, breathe and love motorcycles.



Shhhh. Driver Asleep.



Don't Wash. Dirt test in progress.



You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.



Relax, it's just a lane change.



Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window



HONK! If you had sex with the President



CAUTION - Driver legally blonde



Caution: I drive like you do.



How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?



I Brake for Hookers



I Brake for Hallucinations



I Brake for Him



I brake for no reason.



I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.



I'm just driving this way to **** you off.



Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.



When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?



Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?



If you can read this - you're too damn close!



 If you can read this, please flip me back over. - Seen upside down on

a Jeep.



If you can read this, you are in range.



If you can read this… thank a teacher



 If you can read this it means I've lost my caravan! - (A "caravan" is

Aussie/UK English for a camper trailer. )



If you can read this, my wife fell off. - Seen on the back of a biker's

vest.



If you can read this, the ***** fell off.



Chrome don't get ya home



I'd rather eat **** than drive a Jap truck!



I slow for tailgaters



I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting



Your tailgating intimidation is wasted on my cruise control.



The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go



This is not an abandoned vehicle



My bus goes 0 - 60 and I'm proud



I'm just driving this way to **** you off.



I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and

yelling like the passengers in his bus.



It's time to pull over and change the air in your head



Women may come, and women may go, but you can always rely on your bus.



Bad Cop No Donut



Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on.



I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder.



Looking for your cat? Check under my wheels.



Real men don't wear bowties -



If God is your co-pilot, SWITCH SEATS



WARNING: I drive like you do!



Why am I the only one on the planet who knows how to drive



 Real women drive buses



 Real women ride motorcycles



I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.



When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



Friends don't let friends drive Fords



Friends don't let friends drive Chevys



At least it's paid for



Baby I'm bored



Baby on board



Brat in trunk



Babe on Board



Check twice - save a life



Cover me. I'm changing lanes.



DIE TAILGATER SKUM!



Don't drink and drive.



Don't drink and drive. You might spill.



Don't Drive Under The Influence



Don't Drive Unless You're Sober Please



Don't laugh - your daughter may be in here



Don't Tailgate



Drive like hell - you'll get there!



Ex-Boyfriend in Trunk



Ex-Girlfriend in Trunk



Forget about World Peace..... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !



Friends don't let friends drive drunk.



Friends don't let Friends drive Naked







GETÂ OFFÂ THEÂ PHONE ANDÂ DRIVE!



 Hang Up And Drive



Put away your make-up and drive.



Put away your lipstick and drive.



Go ahead and hit me - I need the money



Honk if you love goat cheese



Honk if you are codependent



How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT ****



I Brake for Penguins



I Brake for Animals



I Brake for Lunch



I Brake for No Apparent Reason



I Brake for Tailgaters!



I Brake for Unicorns



I HIT PEOPLE WHO BRAKE FOR ANIMALS!



I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and

yelling like the passengers in his bus.



I'd Rather be Driving my Tank



If the bus is rockin' don't come knockin'



If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk



If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.



If you're not a hemorrhoid - get off my ass!



Mother-in-law in cargo bay



My Other Car is a Bicycle



My Other Car is a Broom



My other car is a Rolls Royce



My other car is a Dogsled



MY OTHER CAR IS AT THE IRS!



My other car is up my nose.



Please honk if you would like to see my finger.



So many pedestrians, so little time.



This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson



Tow-ers will be violated



Turn signal broken, watch for finger.



You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face



Mafia Staff Car - Keepa You Hands Off



Save the Whales! Collect the Whole Set!



Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Squirrel



Thank you for not breeding



Save the Planet - Kill Yourself



One Earth, One Slab of Asphalt



Earth is full. Go home



Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them



What do you do when you see and endangered animal eating an endangered plant?



Ignore the environment - it will go away



Compost Happens



Good Planets Are Hard To Find



If you want a stable relationship, get a horse



What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.



So many cats, so few recipes!



Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit



I love cats... they taste just like chicken



I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes



Anyone who doesn't like cats just hasn't had them properly prepared



Cat: The other white meat



I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.



Practice safe eating -- always use condiments



4 out of 5 cannibals prefer vegetarians



Vegetarian: noun, Native-American word for bad hunter



Vegetarians: You people SUCK! - the plants



Red meat isn't bad for you, green fuzzy meat is!







Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?



It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

 

[Scot]

My other auto is a 1911A1.

 

[TKilgore]

If you can read this - thank a teacher

If your reading it in english - thank a Marine!

 

[mjendrejcak]

seen driving home today;



sticker = princess $5

license plate = icy box $50



temper tantrum because her car was scratched by wrecker = priceless

 

[me4osu]

Can't remember where I saw it.

Nine of the ten voices in my head are saying DON'T SHOOT.

 

[DougR]

My fave



I'd Rather Be Cummin' Than Strokin'

 

[rubberneck]

my baja "missing your cat?? check my tires"

Save a tree, wipe your asss with a spotted owl.

 

[RT66DOC]

"Don't tell Mom I'm a helicopter pilot - she thinks I play piano in a *****house"

 

[KBennett]

This is going to by my Hitch Badge

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[DOUGMartin]

Fire fighters find em hot and leave em wet.