Bumper Stickers

[daytripper63]

What are some of the best Bumper stickers you have seen?

I just saw this Bumper sticker and want one



SILLY LIBERALS

PAYCHECKS ARE FOR WORKERS

 

[MKinner]

I pulled up behind a VW bug and it had a sticker that said "MEAT IS MURDER". I had a good laugh off that one. :-laf

 

[J Shocik]

I have one on my truck that says "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading".

Another one says "Driver carries no cash-he's married".



I did get asked at a red light one time if they honked at me if I would shoot them?

I said "No, bullets cost money, and I don't have any-I'm married" True story.

 

[DKayser]

Doh!

Saw one that read " My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy`s car. " And another that read "Blaming Guns for Crime is like blaming Spoons for Rosie O`Donnell being Fat. " DK.

 

[crobertson1]

I've got one (not on any vehicles) that says:



Proud to be politically incorrect: straight, white, Christian, pro-life, and of the opinion that spotted owls tastes like chicken.



I'm afraid of vandalism or I'd put it on. Heck, I was afraid of vandalism for my Bush/Cheney '04 sticker! Never got vandalized though.

 

[daytripper63]

I've got one (not on any vehicles) that says:



Proud to be politically incorrect: straight, white, Christian, pro-life, and of the opinion that spotted owls tastes like chicken. .

I need that one for Calif. :-laf

 

[RacinDuallie]

Losing Faith In Humanity-one person at a time.

You Laugh at me cause I'm different, I Laugh cause I just farted!

Some people say I have a bad attitude- those people are stupid!

Work is for people who don't know how to fish...

Horn Broken- Watch for Finger!

:-laf :-laf ... .

 

[Holysmokes]

"this Truck Runs On Diesel... ... not Thanks"

 

[Carlsummers]

One I saw on a lovely young ladies' Mustang:



"You can't rape a . 38"

 

[GIT-R-DONE]

Best one I ever saw was " Rehab is for quitters "

 

[klenger]

"Nuke a gay whale"

 

[scootergmc]

"Shoot the Homeless"

 

[EBottema]

I've got one right now that says- "Friends Don't let friends vote Democrat. "



I've seen one on a guy's car that said, "I'm blind so show me your boobs"... Another one I saw last week on an old Blazer was, "I'm always right so I must be white. " LOL

 

[Fishin Guide]

Work is for people who don't know how to fish...

I think I may have seen that one!



Dave

 

[SGolden]

People

Eating

Tasty

Animals

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

had this one on my first truck..... "hows my driving? dial 1-800-EAT-*****"

 

[Kissfan113]

Some i have seen,

"who lit the fuse on your tampon"

"I (Heart) KKK"

"I don't dial 911, I dial . 357"

"If *****holes could fly, this place would be an airport"

"Save the environment, Plant a Bush back in Texas"

I absolutely love the people in the ancient VW's that put environment stickers all over the car, especially the looks on their faces when i roll up next to em, lol to see my personal stickers, check my car domain page, there is a link in my readers rigs gallery. and please leave some comments guys, i am falling behind on them, lol

 

[RacinDuallie]

another one : Speed kills, play it safe
Buy a Chevy!

And another : If you can't stop,
Smile as you go under!

 

[Dieselnut59]

I've got one right now that says- "Friends Don't let friends vote Democrat. "



Got that one too! Goes great with the "W'04", "W The President", "Bush Cheney '04", "Bush Cheney Farm-Ranch Team", "Johnny Isaacson" (Georgia Republican US Senator), and "Kemp" (Georgia Republican House Of Representatives) stickers I still have on both trucks. Got all sorts of Confederate ones too.

 

[C. Harlan]

had this one on my 1st gen CTD in High School:

@ss, Gas or Grass. . No one rides free!



-Chris-