Canadian joke, eh!

[Andy Perreault]

Sent to me by one of my Canadian relatives, nort of da border, eh!



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President George Bush called Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency, "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the AmericanPresident cried, "They’re my people's favorite form of birth control! This is a disaster!"



"George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in ar power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister.



"I do need your help," said Bush. "could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"



"Certainment! I will get on hit right haway. "



"Oh, and one small favor, please?" said President Bush.



"Oui?"



"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and be at least 7 inches long?"



"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan.



"I need a favour, eh? You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, and sen'dem to Hamerica. "



"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.



"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 9 hinches long, and 3 hinches in dia'meter. "



"That's easily done. Anything else?"



"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem, MADE IN CANADA, size: MEDIUM. "

 

[wyosteve]

Excellent!!!

 

[Eventer]

Another Version...

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.

"My people's favorite form of birth control... ... this is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms, ASAP, to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 4 inches in diameter?" asked Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

With that, George W. hung up the phone and then called the President of the Acme Condom Company. "I need a favor. You've got to send 1,000,000 condoms over to Russia right away. "

"Consider it done," said the CEO of Acme.

"Great! Now listen. They have to be red in color, 10 inches long, and 4 inches in diameter. "

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said Bush. "On each one print the words 'MADE IN TEXAS, SIZE: SMALL. '"

 

[chuck3]

Both good. ROFLMAO. Oo.

 

[Whitmore]

Canada was offically discovered

but did not have a name yet so all the people involved came up with the idea that they would put the whole alphabit into a hat and then draw for the new name of the freshly discovered country and on the first draw the pulled out



C- eh



then they pulled out N--eh



then they pulled out d-eh



it all came together C(eh)N(eh)D(eh)