Carols for the emotionally-challenged

[hdm48]

Here it is, the new and improved, PC police approved, Christmas carol list,,







Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.



Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas.



Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.



Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets

and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and

Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...



Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.



Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.



Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm

Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.



Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't

Leave My House.



Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My

House in My Slippers and Robe.



Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

 

[Hammer]

hdm48...

Uh,Have you been drinking the same drink as Doc Tinker and Whitmore or are you related in some way to them that we do not know here?? ... ... . Andy