They've Got It All Wrong!!!
Originally posted by David Oxland
A cat got in through an the back slider and marked out the cloth seat as his own.
David,
The advice you're getting is all wrong... .

You must start by erradicating the source. Here is how you do it:
1. Get ahold of the source of the problem and take it to your shop.
2. Put source of problem in bench vice and tighten slowly (just enough to prevent source from moving).
3. Go to tool bin and obtain 5lb hammer.
4. Go back to vice and pound source until no more urine is emitted.
5. Put 5lb hammer back in tool bin.
6. Release source of problem and take it outside of shop.
7. (Optional) You can choose to just release source to the outdoors, or dig hole and bury it (email me if you need instructions on how to do this)!!!!
