Cats

[BreaksEverything]

Cats do what they want, when they want.

They rarely listen to you.

They're totally unpredictable.

They whine when they are not happy.

When you want to play they want to be left alone.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They expect you to cater to their every whim.

They're moody.

They leave their hair everywhere.

They drive you nuts.



Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.

 

[BIGDIG]

your on your own now dude,don't say I didn't try to help... . Here she comes... ... ... ... ... ... . :-{}

 

[lschultz]

You done it now. You are in for :-{} :-{} :{

 

[RHARVEY]

Oh... the stuff is really going to hit the fan:--) :--) :--)



Rick

 

[RMcCulloch]

I just read this to my wife.



She, in general, agreed but took issue with 1 part of the conclusion: she says that those fur coats aren't cheap - especially considering the Vet bills.

 

[Steve M]

My wife ain't never coughed up no hair-ball!:--)

 

[JSmith]

:--) :--) :--)



Dude you got ba!!s

 

[bmoeller]

Before I saw the conclusion part, I was thinking teen-agers!

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Dude ... . You are just what the "Other" Forum Needed... ... ... . A frikkin defibulator run off a nuke! Man I do not need my fireplace anymore ... ... ... I got my monitor!

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by BIGDIG

your on your own now dude,don't say I didn't try to help... . Here she comes... ... ... ... ... ... . :-{}

still waiting!!!! and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting

 

[lschultz]

Its coming Its coming Its coming Its coming