Charles Darwin: please pick up the white courtesy phone

[Scot]

"AN horrific firecracker accident which left an Illawarra man incontinent and unable to have sex has prompted warnings from police and health authorities.





The 26-year-old man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks. "



http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/articles/2003/09/03/1062515432209.html/

 

[Briar Hopper]

Total bummer... . A lifetime of all Lookie, lookie, but no Nookie.....

All he had to do was try it on the neighbor's cat first, how dumb can ya get? :{

 

[klenger]

I guess that he just proved that stupidity is not hereditary.

 

[bmoeller]

Hope that they can't make it so he can have any kids. What an idiot.

 

[WDaniels]

I guess that proves the old addage, "if your going to be stupid, you gotta be tough!"

WD

 

[bmoeller]

Yeah, but he lost his a** in the process! :--) :-laf

 

[Morphious]

reminds me of the arkansas vasectomy procedure.....



Morph.

 

[LSMITH]

LMAO!!!!! What a knob, now he has a can as big as a garbage can and a blown up pee-pee!!!!! Chlorine for the gene pool... ... .....

 

[Truckie]

Well we know one thing for sure now, he defiantly has no brains as the ones he had up his a$$ that he used for a cushion are now blown to hell and back.

Mike

 

[Sled Puller]

... ... . Dr McCurdie said young people were particularly susceptible to imitating movies like Jackass.



"I think films like that can influence people, particularly younger people," he said.



"Firecrackers really are quite dangerous. In years gone by, firecrackers were in common usage and people were always warned about how to use them. Now the authorities have taken over and public displays are common. "



Acting Senior Sergeant John Klepczarek said police received reports every year about injuries caused by firecrackers, which are illegal in NSW.



The danger with movies like Jackass, he said, was that some people were tempted to try the stunts at home.



"They're putting themselves at risk, and other people.



"We do caution people strongly against following these acts," he said.

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See?

"Young people" 26 years old!!!!!! Wasn't the dudes fault, it was the movie, and the governments unenforced ban on firweworks.





Somehow, I knew it couldn't be that morons fault.

 

[illflem]

Guess you could say that took off a lot of balls to do that

 

[MCummings]

and was a real pain in the butt.



Merrick Cummings Jr

 

[DKayser]

Idiots

Maybe someone told him "Blow it out your ass". :--)