Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
A former Marine and his wife were Christmas shopping at a mall on Christmas Eve and the place was packed.
After a while the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around. She was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She was so upset she used her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice he said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you some day?"
His wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember that jewelry store. "
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it. "
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
After a while the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around. She was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She was so upset she used her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice he said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you some day?"
His wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember that jewelry store. "
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it. "
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
