Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
So there I was... ... ... On my way to work yesterday traveling West on I-20. I'm minding my own bidness, listening to Stern and complaining to myself about it being Monday. Yesterday was the first semi-cold morning of the year and I had the fuel box cut off while warming the truck up and had not turned it back on yet. Anyway, I'm in the middle lane when I notice a 6. 0 coming up pretty quickly in the left lane. The guy looks like he is in a hurry, and I am generally pissy on Monday mornings, so I didnt much feel like playing..... apparently he did. He comes alongside and shows me his Banks badge on the font fender and gives me a vroom vrrooom and belches out the most patheitc attempt at a smoke cloud I have seen in a while (read: I have seen a Kubota RTV smoke more impressively. ) As he passes, I see his diablosport sticker on the back window, and decide to endulge him (I cant let this guy go to work with a smile on his face, because I dont do that on Monday, and neither should he ... ... ... ... damnit. ) So I flip the FMS on and pull up behind him. He must have found a 7th(special) position on his six-gun, because he flogged it and I had to mash the pedal to about 3/4 throttle to stay with him. In the meantime, I think that he has run over some sand or something, because along with his wimpy smoke, there seems to be a gray dust flying up from underneath his truck. I dont pay much attention to the dust because I'm enjoying running right up to his bumper, letting off and doing it again as if to say "The left lane is used for passing, not pathetic smoke shows, dust boy. " Then it hit me... . the smell of coolant... ... ..... Seems as if he is not throwing up dust, but rather spraying coolant al lover my truck. A quick smear with the wipers confirms my hunch. Dust boy's nickname now becomes "Waterboy" and I thnk to myself "Yoouu can dooo iiiit!" but alas, it appeared as if he could not. He either got embarassed, or freeaked out from the idiot light on the dash, because he conceeded and pulled into the middle lane. I pulled along side for a nice victory puff and gave him an example of diesel smoke in its purest form (not that coolant laiden, fat-free crap he was trying to serve. ) I turned the fuel back off, and managed to crack a smile on a Monday morning. Thanks Waterboy.
Anyway, I guess that coolant isnt too good for the paint eh?
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Anyway, I guess that coolant isnt too good for the paint eh?
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