Coffee Addict?

[illflem]

You know you are a coffee addict if...



You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You watch videos in fast-forward.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You can jump start your truck without cables

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You help your dog chase it's tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked

People get dizzy watching you.



Any more?

 

[Joe G.]

I surender! Ya got me except for the teeth. I still have enuff of my own to eat with!

 

[Wheaties]

coffee addict

You attached a guitar strap to your keyboard, so you can type standing up?



Matt

 

[Ray J]

... . also... . You find it impossible to go by a Dunkin Donuts without turning into the lot... ...

 

[Don M]

During the last weeks events I drank so much coffee... I would not sweat, I would percolate!



Don~