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Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on

a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go

to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches

the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.



After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all

the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another

monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.



Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it

with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the

stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.



After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the

stairs, he will be assaulted.



Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new

one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer

takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm!



Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth,

then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is

attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they

were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the

beating of the newest monkey.



After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have

ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again

approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they

know that's the way it's always been done around here.



And that's how company policy begins!
 
Now that you've gotten into the company handbook...

Slight modification though. One monkey DOES make it to the banana, but then he urinates on the rest. :D

Thats the way it goes in my company's handbook anyway. :p

Eric
 
Originally posted by Deezul 1

Hey Drawson

Congrats on making the top 20.



You guys talking IDPA? My little brother just made master class in CDP. I tought him everything I know. :rolleyes:

Did you ever go to brianenos.com?

Eric
 
Eric, it is USPSA/IPSC shooting. I shoot both Limited (STI 40) and Open (STI 38 super Comp gun).



I have actually shot with Brian Enos a couple of year ago. He's one great shooter!!!!
 
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My company handbook.

Take the laziest, most useless, monkey, but the one that the scientist likes... ... . and place him/her on top of the ladder, hand him/her the banana, and then let him/her uninate on the rest, suspending/firing those who try to avoid getting wet.



Bosses are like diapers... ... always on your butt, and usually full of poop. :rolleyes:
 
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