Cowboys and Muslims

[me4osu]

At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their

shuttle flight start conversing about the recent world events. The

strangers were of varying cultures. One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from Texas. The other person was a fanatical Arab Muslim.

During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history. The Native American stated "once my people were many, now we are few. " The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "once my people were few and now we are many. " The Texas cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "that's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet. "

 

[Bart]

Morning me4osu (Oklahoma State University?) That was a cute and very true tail. Mess with George W and you'll find out his not from Arkanasa. Anyway try this one on.



An Abilene, Texas fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the side and a garden hose

coiled in the middle. The little boy is wearing a fire fighters helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over for a closer look.



"That sure is a nice fire truck", the fire fighter says in admiration.



"Thanks, the boy says"



The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices that the boy has tied the wagon to the dogs collar and the cat's testicles.



"Little partner" the fire fighter says, I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope to the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.



The little boy says "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren".

 

[me4osu]

Hey Bart. That is correct Oklahoma State. Our guys wear the orange so they can play football on Sat. , go deer hunting on Sunday and pick up trash on Mon.

 

[Bart]

Hey me4osu. Ya gotta love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bart]

Abilene, Texas

I wished I lived in Abilene, Texas. Texas is a great state and Abilene is a wonderful town that grew up but still kept its small town nature. I live in southern Calif. I just can't seem to get the huevos to move back. Job (for another 5-6 years), wife's kids, 2400 square foot garage and more old cars than a freight train could haul back to Texas. What is list?

 

[me4osu]

I don't know

Abilene is a long way from here. I'm just West of Houston. Seemed like a nice town though. I was there once to review a crappy job one of our guys did at a sour gas compression facility North of town. Kind of reminded me of my hometown: Enid, OK.

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

#ad

 

[me4osu]

Careful

I posted one about Monica Lewinsky a couple of days ago. No bad words, just a little suggestive. YANKED by admin. They didn't send me a scold-mail, just pulled the thread.



"pulled the thread" Sounds bad too!

 

[stevek]

me4osu that is :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[Doc Tinker]

OK you Cowboys and Rednecks - I read your jokes and thought they are funny, but if Frank were still here, he would have "pulled the thread". I suggest you clean it up a little out of respect for Frank, who's funeral was today. What do ya think? Remember, this is considered a family forum, even though there isn't much family type discussions going on here. I hope there are some things you won't say in front of youngsters who might come wandering by.



Doc

 

[rrausch]

I can relate Doc. My girlfriend's Grandad died Monday morning.

But I also believe in celebrating life. So here is a clean joke.



A Kuwaiti, a North Korean, a Russian, and a New Yorker are standing on a street corner and an "Inquiring Reporter" comes up and asks this question:



"Excuse me, gentlemen, but what is your opinion of the current meat shortage?"



The Kuwaiti says, "What is a shortage?"

North Korean says, "What is meat?"

Russian says, "What is an opinion?"

New Yorker says, "What the $*&@ does 'excuse me' mean?"

 

[juicedcummins]

H'mmm cowboys and muslims?

We must be very short of cowboys up here in Canada!

Could you spare a few?

 

[Greg Boardman-RIP]

. " The Texas cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "that's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet. "

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I got my spurs on lets go