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[Stark_Ent9802]

Looks like a pu$$y Willow to me..... :-laf :-laf

 

[Warpig]

It's a Sunflower dummy

 

[DMcPherson]

well we know what your priorities are

 

[TORQUE THIS]

It's a Sunflower dummy

Ummmmm, sunflowers...

Hey, I'm a very busy guy. It takes time to find some of these pics.

 

[Warpig]

The Pontiff is gonna be mad today :-laf

 

[TORQUE THIS]

yup... :-{} :-laf

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Found a gift for the pontiff...

 

[TORQUE THIS]

ToolMan... :-laf :-laf

 

[MAleksandrowicz]

Mike, I may go. Wolcott is close to me.

 

[Signal73]

Hey, I'm a very busty guy.

Too much information!!!!

 

[Signal73]

>>BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN CONNECTICUT

>>

>>1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Connecticut driver

>>never uses them.

>>

>>2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and

>>the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else,

>>putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

>>

>>3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the >chance you

>>have of getting hit.

>>

>>4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it

>>and it will result in you being rear-ended.

>>

>>5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork.

>>Connecticut is a no-fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't have

>>anything to lose.

>>

>>6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your

>>ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal

>>pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

>>

>>7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way

>>to scare people entering the highway.

>>

>>8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are

>>apparently not enforceable in Connecticut during rush hour.

>>

>>9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or

>>move over doesn't mean that a Connecticut driver flashing his high beams

>>behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

>>

>>10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even

>>someone changing a tire.

>>

>>11. Learn to swerve abruptly. Connecticut is the home of the high-speed

>>slalom driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts

>>pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on

>>their toes.

>>

>>12. It is traditional in Connecticut to honk your horn at cars that don't

>>move the instant the light turns green.

>>

>>13. Remember that the goal of every Connecticut driver is to get there

>>first by whatever means necessary.

>>

>>14. In the Connecticut area, 'flipping someone the bird' is considered a

>>polite Connecticut salute. This gesture should always be returned. I

>>would also like to add:

>>

>>15. Just because there is a cell phone ban in effect, it doesn't mean

>>that you have to obey it. Truthfully, it's probably just a suggestion. "

 

[TClemens]

Jim that is awesome

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

ToolMan... :-laf :-laf

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[Warpig]

The Pontiff's got your number AJ :-laf

 

[TORQUE THIS]

The sunflower survived!

 

[Signal73]

I think they need to be de-flowered Oo.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

There is a little moisture on one of them :-laf

 

[Warpig]

The sunflower survived!

Hummm, seems to be a double standard here

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Well, he is the Pontiff... They don't know what they look like... :-laf

I'll bet he is familiar with this...

 

[Stark_Ent9802]

sorry pontiff..... How about a starrring contest - first one to blink loses.