Warpig apology
Just to set the record straight I will not be posting anything inappropriate as I have in the past. No more scantily clad women wearing thongs, nothing racially insensitive, no short people comments, no gay firemen rhetoric, no anti-snow snowplower remarks, no anti Ford, Chevy or gasser truck rants. I apologize to all I have offended. I especially apologize to the Moderator(s) who have diligently cleaned up after my filthy unholy posts.
I have turned over a new leaf, brother TDR members!! It all started in church this morning. While in the silence of prayer, a beam of sunlight shone in through the window above the alter. I saw the image of little Jimmy, and he had a tear streaming down his cheek. At that point I felt deep sorrow, knowing that I made little Jimmy sad. I prayed for God to forgive me, and to make little Jimmy happy again. I also prayed for forgiveness for ******* off the Pope!! Well, my prayers were answered!!!!! I am a new Pig!!!!!
By accepting this apology you are bound by these terms that-
• This apology is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
• This apology is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original apology and that the proprietary rights of the apologist are acknowledged.
• This apology implies no promise by the apologist to actually implement any of the promises made above.
• This apology may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of me (Warpig).
• This apology is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent apology, whichever comes first.
• The apologist warrants this apology only for the limited replacement of this apology or issuance of a new apology at the sole discretion of the apologist.
• Any references in this apology to "the Lord", "Father", "Our Saviour", “Pontiff” “Junior Pontiff” or any other holy figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this apology, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
Sincerely,
Warpig