CT/New England Christmas Cheer...

[JSienkowski]

It's not a ringing in my ear, It's Moose and Torque in the corner snoring like an outta tune Deere!!

 

[Stark_Ent9802]

That sounds alittle Queer.....

 

[JLEONARD]

It surely does, my dear!! :-laf

 

[BigDaddy]

While singing christmas cheer...

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Boy us N. E Guys Have No Fear.



All It Takes Is A Few Posts And Boom ... We Wind Up Here.



Once Again We Stray Off Topic With jeer



A Simple Post About Holiday Cheer



Makes us Giggle and laugh with Sheer



So Take A Moment that is oh so near



G'Head Run With This Relax, and have a beer with some holdiay cheer

 

[Stark_Ent9802]

Everyone enjoy this cheer- it comes, but Once a YEAR! Oo. :-laf

 

[JSienkowski]

Especially when there's nothing to fear,

with friends so dear!!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

What is that ringing in my ear... and that strange smell from TMTT's rear...

 

[Jengle]

That ringing in your ear, comes from a pipe launching a beer...

For that kind of cheer, you guys truly have no peer...

 

[JLEONARD]

And for those who read this and sneer

y'all should come up and see us here,

For one thing is surely clear...

Rhymin' ain't our career!!

 

[Stark_Ent9802]

For Guys in CT Tomorrows weather might get severe...

Be sure to pack your Rain Gear. .

If driving your cummins use two hands to stear...

If you start to veer...

Head to a Tire store and see a Cashier...

She'll hook you up with a new set of Goodyears...

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

oh Dear

 

[Warpig]

No fear!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Fowl weather you say,
Well, that's just in 2 days...
Turkey and snow,
That just BLOWS!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Before ya know, Christmas will be here,
And yet again, another reason to drink beer...
After that, it's New Year,
and another 365 days to be a pain in the rear!

 

[Signal73]

As I sit here and read this post,

Im wondering who in high school toked the most.

From TQT talking about going to hooters,

Jengle brings up beer can shooters.

Lots of talk of christmas beer,

Plowguy brings up the subject of goodyears.

Fowl and Foul may sound the same,

One being spelled inappropriately public schools to blame.

Someone mentioned TMTT's rear,

wouldn't smell if you weren't so near :-laf .

So as I sit and regurgitate quotes from this post,

Id like to offer a holiday toast.



HAPPY THANKSGIVING



(Ill be thinking of ya'll while Im eating take out at work )

 

[TORQUE THIS]

WOW what a nice little rhyme,
However, you have too much time...

 

[Signal73]

Too much time?

Never, I say, when its on the Town of Stratfords Dime.

I can sit here and rhyme,

until I hear a chime,

hopefully it wont come as Im sitting down to Dine,

Then my food will be cold,

all because someone decided their car would look better rolled.

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Rubber side up , rubber side down

It probably will be some snob or clown.

Whatever the call crash or not it doesn't matter

You will be on speed dial as the turkey juice begins to spatter.

Just one day later comes a Friday

I have to work and will complain all day.

For stupid calls like a 2" clogged drain

From turkey bones and rice in long grain

Looking forward to friday evening

That is when I let the cummins sing

Flying down backroads fast

Oh Crap was that a cop I passed?

Oh you betchya it certainly was

TMTT just got busted by the fuzz

"You went by me like a snap"

That's because I gotta get home and take a crap!

Ya see Thanksgiving has come to pass

The turnip I ate gave me gass

Before I gag chocke and die

I gotta get home and let this fly!

That excuse did not work

the cop indeed was quite a jerk

He stood there allmost unhuman

All the time the cab was fumin'

He wrote stuff don on a little ticket

I grabbed it and muttered where to stick it.

So I drove away dreaming of the comode

That is when The box went in drag mode!!!

I got home safe or so it seems

It just figures it's a bad dream.

I do have to work and that just sucks

Hopefully friday nite I get to see some trucks!!!!

 

[Signal73]

:-laf :-laf :-laf