Cummins leaves woman in state of constant sexual arousal

[FDavid]

"Two years ago Joleen Baughman was in a car crash and damaged a nerve in her pelvis, one which acts as a floodgate for sexual arousal, since then she's been constantly turned on with no relief in sight.



Her husband might call it the greatest car crash in the history of the world, but the condition has left Joleen frustrated and constantly embarrassed. Known as Persistent Sexual Arousal, her affliction occurred when she was involved in a relatively minor crash in her Dodge Ram and during the accident a pelvic nerve was damaged.



It has left Joleen constantly craving sex to the point where multiple rounds with her husband only leave her unsatisfied (sorry Joleen's husband). No matter what she tries, the cravings don't subside, making life a little unbearable at times. This is one of those rare cases of a gift horse having a mouth full of bad teeth. "

-Jalopnik.com



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[wolfman00hd]

I knew I should have listened to the wife when I wanted to accept that job as an Accident Investigator and Re-Creator!!! Hell, she could have been my assistant! I can hear it now..... "Honey, why do we have to keep running these trucks into the same obstruction OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN"!!!!



LMAO

Wolfman

 

[Boomer II]

What can we do to help a brother out?

 

[E7mack96]

I googled her first... Had to make sure shes not too ugly..... I'd help her out.

 

[JLEONARD]

Was it a front on event or did she get rear ended?

 

[bheiting]

Women seem to get turned on with the Cummins anyway. Haven't you been filling
up at the pump and some babe notices the Cummins emblem and then looks at
you with a wry smile? I wonder if it's the idea of a four ton vibrator.