I stopped at the gas station the other day. My brother was along as a passenger. He'd never seen that Cummins lurking under the hood of my Dodge before. (He drives a Chebby 3/4 ton 350 gasser) So I pop the hood and I'm showing him everything and while we are talking I pull the dipstick to check the oil. He watches me do this and after I wipe it and check it and put it back in I say... "My dipstick is bigger than your dipstick. "
And he shot back, "Yeah... but mine is stiffer!"
He had me there!
And he shot back, "Yeah... but mine is stiffer!"
He had me there!