Cute CLEAN joke............

[hammersley]

This may come as a surprise to those of you not

living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there

than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday

services will give casino chips rather than cash when

the basket is passed.





Since they get chips from so many different casinos,

the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby

Franciscan Monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken

to the casinos of origin and cashed in.







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:-laf This is done by a chip monk.

 

[BKenny]

Heres another cheezy one. A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says hey whats with the long face :-laf .

 

[TSpecht]

That's no horse, it's John Kerry... Sorry, couldn't resist...

 

[MKinner]

LOL :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf