Here's a good deer story and it's true. Some friends of mine were driving a notoriously deer infested section of highway in Eastern WA one night. On their return trip they spotted a road kill doe that wasn't there five minutes before, they thought what the heck, free meat, and loaded it the back seat of their Pinto. About 30 miles down the road the unconscious deer woke up and started flailing madly about, kicking one of them in the head, tearing up the seats and knocking out the side window. These two weren't about to let their free meal escape and proceeded to try to kill the deer with the only weapon they had at hand, a pair of tire chains. After several minutes beating on the doe with the tire chains they finally gave up, opened the doors and let the deer escape. Moral of the story: make sure it's dead before you load up.