congrats to the fish
> On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
> > coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the
> > Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A
> helpless
> > man, wearing a New York Yankee's jersey, was struggling frantically
> to
> > free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
> >
> > As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
>
> men
> > wearing Boston Red Sox jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon
> into
> > the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding,
> > semi-conscious Yankee fan from the water. Then using (autographed
> Nomar)
> > baseball bats, the three heroes in red beat the shark to death and
> hauled
> > it into the boat also.
> >
> > Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give
> you
> > my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that
> there
> as
> > some bitter hatred between Red Sox and Yankee fans, but now I have
> seen
> > with my own eyes that this is not the truth. "
> >
> > As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was
> that?"
> >
> > "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
>
> has
> > access to all of God's wisdom. "
> >
> > "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but
> he
> > doesn't know ***** about shark fishing... . how's the bait holding
> up?"