dd3's, EZ, PM3 good for tailgatin chick

[rubberneck]

Well ive smoked my share of sport compacts, but this one was so cool, i had to tell ya'll.



on my way to work about 6 am. on a 2 lane road marked 35 mph, im already doing about 45, but that aint good enough for this blond bimbo in a little white rice rocket. Im not kidding, she couldn't have been 2 feet off my bumper (which was about the level of her windshield). when i looked in my rearview i could only see a couple of inches of the roof. only reason i noticed her was she was hugging the right side real tight trying to see past me, so i could see her in the right hand mirror. I think to myself hmmm, right in line with the 4" black tube of death. So i crank the PM3 comp up to level5, no boost , 5th gear, and put it to the floor. I completely lost her in the cloud, and she backed way off. Funniest thing was everything was kind of damp, so I actually dropped soot chunks on her windshield. i see her back there with the wipers on clearing the mess. We pull up to the next stop light were another lane opens up on the right. . Dummy gets in the right thinking she is going to outrun me. The whole time shes throwing me dirty looks, so i said aw what the heck. Light turned green, i hammered it hard. Burned through 2nd an 3rd gear. Again monster smoke cloud, It wasnt even close. Well the road narrowed back up and this time she stayed quite a way back. Guess she didn't like the diesel perfume i gave her the first 2 times

 

[Batman]

Goo story, I love doing that to peopleOo.

 

[NeedMoPower]

Awesome

I used to find it quite funny to smoke people who were tailgating me until I reciveved a letter from the "smoke police. " After they threatened me I try not to smoke people near as bad... . maybe now only 2 a day.

cody

 

[Bigsaint]

Way to go Rubberneck !!!! Gotta love that tailgater control built right into the pipe Seems it takes 'em a few times before they get the hint around here, usually twice is enough for most but I actually had one loser come back for a third run before he gave up on riding my tail, he decided to hang back after give me the " you are #1" symbol.



Scott W.

 

[LarryB]

They usually have to come back for a second dose before it dawns on them what exactly is going on here.

 

[me4osu]

Great story

My luck, I would do that to a poindexter from the EPA and get slapped with some BS emissions citation.



Big Saint

My brother-in-law just retired from 20 years in law enforcement. He always enjoyed pulling over the people that would flip him off, courteously asking them if they needed his assistance and informing them of the consequences of their actions.

 

[LarryB]

"Sorry sir, yes this ole motorhome is 30yrs old. Yes sir it does SMOKE a LITTLE sir. Yes sir it does need some work. Yes sir I'll look into it right away, Sir". #ad

 

[TxDieselKid]

Great job....

This is a GREAT story. I love toatsing rice burners in Houston, on a street called Westimer, where LOTS, and LOTS of sprots compact show up to race on Friday, and Saturday nights.



Just can't wait to get the transmission, and injectors.



Andrew

 

[MCummings]

Re: Great story

Originally posted by me4osu

Big Saint

My brother-in-law just retired from 20 years in law enforcement. He always enjoyed pulling over the people that would flip him off, courteously asking them if they needed his assistance and informing them of the consequences of their actions.

So what happens if you flip off a cop ?? I don't flip people off,, but I have a video on my computer. Lemme tell you about it,, it could be rigged, but I dunno.



Two guys stopped in fron of a warehouse,, driver is recording,, passenger is being convinced by driver to go flip off the cop/security guard. Passenger gets out,, cooly strolls up to the Cop then with Both Hands BAM,, Starts Flippin' the cop off BIG TIME,, right in his face,, not touching the cop. After about4-5 seconds the cop is still very cool,, then the guy (Flipman) turned back to the camera and laughed,, and when he proceeded to flip him off again, the Cop pulled out his nightstick and popped him about 5-6 times,, the Flipman was on all fours scrambling to the car, and the Driver (Recorder) was issuing his share of expletives, and obscenities. when the guy finally gets back on his feat running to the car,, the camera gets shut off.



I was like, Whoa,, is that legal for the cop to hit him? Was it legal for the guy to do that? and ,, did the guys actions give enough reason for the cop to beat him?



I have the video,, but it would take about an hour or so to download over phone line, and 15 minutes on cable.



MC Jr

 

[MCummings]

Hah,, Gotchya TDK,, 732nd post here.



we are tied for the time being.



MC Jr

 

[rubberneck]

Re: Awesome

Originally posted by NeedMoPower

I used to find it quite funny to smoke people who were tailgating me until I reciveved a letter from the "smoke police. " After they threatened me I try not to smoke people near as bad... . maybe now only 2 a day.

cody

Yeah, i try to be good most of the time, but sometimes i just cant resist. I had some dirt bag chick who looked straight out of the 60's pull up to me a couple of weeks ago. She was driving this old maverick. It was running so stinking rich, i could smell it and feel it burning my eyes. She actually had the gall to call me an a**hole for ruining the environment with that "smoking POS" as she put it. Needless to say, she was stupid enough to say all this while sitting on the right side at a stop light. I just looked at her smiled and said yeah, i think i need new spark plugs or somehing, i guess ill have to take it to the dealer. Light turned green, and her window was still down. You have to love how the exhaust on a 4x4 is at just the right height. Wonder if she still has soot stuck in her hairy armpits.

 

[DEZLPWR]

Good one rubberneck!

I love smokin out tailgaters! It works almost every time. Sometimes they are clueless and it takes a couple of "smoke sessions" for them to get the idea that they need to get off my a$$! I can't wait to try this with my new Comp Box on 5-5! Oh, it will be fun to watch them completely disappear.....

 

[JWhitcomb]

I once had a van that had a small compressed air bottle under the seat. I ran a hose from the valve under the body to about the rear axel/ I would clamp a rubber glove filled with flour on the end of hose. When someone really got too close I would reach down and crack open the valve. Bag filled with air, burst, and cover the car behind in a white cloud. Didn't use it often as it was a pain to set up. Very effective but I didn't want to cause an accident, bad mojo.

 

[Bigsaint]

Flipping off LE

Well, I have never experienced it, though I'm sure my back as seen more than a few 'birds' . I'm talking about while on-duty, in uniform and/or in a marked unit. Off duty is a entirely different story.



MC, flipping off a cop on-duty is hardly the grounds for a good beating, but I can assure you that my report writing skills are finely honed and anyone that was stupid enough to flip me off while on-duty would pay the consequences . No way would any seasoned officer just grin and bear that type of action. Lets just say that an arrest would be made or at the minimum a M. V. summons issued if the culprit was driving and leave it at that.



On a lighter note, most of the tailgaters I see in my rearview are moms in mini-vans, with a smattering of rice rockets mixed in. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt for at least one mile, after that my BPsi's go up and my FPsi's go down



Scott W.

 

[Snow man]

Nothing gives me more pleasure than smoking out a tailgater,with DD3's,and the comp on 5x5,they disappear quickly. I love it when they then try to get around me,not many n=have achance against the bombed CTD.

 

[rubberneck]

doesn't anyone have some more good smoke em stories??

 

[Champane Flight]

Bellyache

This behavior is what makes people not like diesels and puts a cloud over all of our heads. Lets hope one of the people you guys smoke is in charge of EPA and bans all diesels, or even worse makes us cut em all back! You just assume that the people you smoke are just rude yuppies, remember the first three letters of assume... ... .

 

[LarryB]

Ohhh Champane, you are soooo noble...

 

[John]

#ad




That smiley was awesome Larry!

 

[John]

Quick! Call 9-1-1 I have a busted gut!



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