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Dear Abby

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Dear Abby, I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next

month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and

understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to

her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond

what we had expected it to be.



When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just

under a hundred... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a

married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way she said

that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.



I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew

exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front

door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to

be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a

good kid and would be true to their little girl.



I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby,

should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their

"little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep

the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking

out to my car was to get a condom?
 
I doubt if Clinton would have immediately exited the front door. However, he may have if she was wearing a navy blue dress.
 
Scrabble

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange

the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter) =

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS



GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
 
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