Democrats vs. Republicans (explained so all can understand!)

[DEZLPWR]

Oo. Oo.





A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.



Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.

 

[merryman]

Concise and accurate!!

Now all that is needed is a media talking head to explain how much more thoughtfull and considerate the demo's approach was and how fair it was that the greedy republican paid for it.

Vaughn

 

[The patriot]

I like it! It's accurate and to the point.

Eric

 

[DEZLPWR]

So true......

Originally posted by merryman

Concise and accurate!!

Now all that is needed is a media talking head to explain how much more thoughtfull and considerate the demo's approach was and how fair it was that the greedy republican paid for it.

Vaughn

:-laf :-laf



LMAO!!

Oo. Oo.

 

[willyslover]

very good one ... do ya think they will ever get it

 

[WTBurke]

Very good:-laf



William

 

[illflem]

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job. "



The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year. "



The man said, "You're BSing me man!"



The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

 

[RonaldLarson]

Love it

But here is another one, albeit quite old.

A man is giving away puppies on a street corner. A small boy stps and asks what they are. The man answers "Democrats". The boy walks away. Several dyas later, the boy comes by and sees the same man giving away the same puppies. The boy asks what they are. The man answers "Republicans" The boy says "last week they were Democrats. What happened? The man says "they opened thier eyes".

Ron