Do your neighbor's drive you nuts like mine do?

[GFrance]

I think the Adams family bought the house next door to me. Granny raising her 4 grandkids ages 3yrs to 19yrs old. The 19 yr old likes to work on cars all hours of the nite. Right now he has 6 pieces of junk & only one runs. Fortunatley my double lot is all fenced or they would be hearing from animal control on their 4 pit bulls.



If you don't have a dog & you want to get rid of the neighbors dog poop, pour bacon grease on it & they will clean it up next time they are over to poop in your yard again. :-laf

 

[Dual EE]

If you don't have a dog & you want to get rid of the neighbors dog poop, pour bacon grease on it & they will clean it up next time they are over to poop in your yard again. :-laf[/QUOTE]



Although I do not have pooping issue, this is a great idea. I would love to see the look on the owners face when their dog is taking a dump in your yard and eating yesterdays bacon flavored turds! Once a dog becomes conditioned to finding these taste treats, he/she will be looking for them each time they come by.



I've got some pretty good neighbors. All are employed and take care of their homes. Their barking dogs (when their owners are not at home)on the other hand can really screw up a nice day in the yard. I haven't found a great legal way of stopping the noise, but I know they don't like water. :-laf

 

[rbattelle]

so the dog pooper would be khan then eh [he did it on the show too:-laf]. sounds like it time for another little project... poop catapult... something just big enough to relocate his dog poop from your lawn to his lawn/front porch/roof... or if you want to get out of the dark ages, co2 powered poop cannon... 3/4" copper pipe... some rubber gloves to load it... . or just collect it for a few days [and maybe some other extra dog poop too] and load it into his car's tailpipe, shove it as far in as you can get it... that would be fun to watch him start it up... :-laf

Oh man that's funny. :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[master1578]

... I stopped on the way home and picked up some glass chalk so I can write "HAVE A NICE DAY" with a big smiley face on the side of the trailer. I might change up the drawings everyday to keep her entertained

Maybe you could draw a picture of your house on the side of the trailer to keep her happy. :-laf

 

[DHayden]

Maybe you could draw a picture of your house on the side of the trailer to keep her happy. :-laf

I dont want to make her happy! :{



I was going to write: Do you have nosey neighbor's? Call 1-800-EAT- ... . well you know, but I want to stay somewhat respectable in the situation

 

[big jake 1]

the guy who lives next door to me, no way is he a neighbor, has been running an illegal used car lot and repair facility from his house.



We live in an older residential neighborhood, (lots are typically 60 wide and 150 deep) and this clown always has at least 5 or 6 cars in his driveway ( which is a single car drive 20 feet long) and in front of his house and all the neighbors houses.



He is a clean freak, washes these cars every day and hoses the street down (we have no water meters here), washing all of his leaves, grass clippings, dirt and debris from in front of his house to in front of my driveway, as I am on the downstream side towards the storm drain which is on the other side of the block.



When this happens, he sprays mud and grass clippings and other street debris all over the front of what ever vehicle is out on the street at the time.



I have called him on this several times and he always denies it.



Here in the city, garden clippings and leaf disposal are dropped at the curb, and once a week the city comes by with their "claw" to pick everything up.







I purposely park my car ( a classic old Mercedes 300D) right at the fence line on the street, just to show this buffoon where his territory ends.

When I got home from work the other evening, this idiot has the gaul to tell me not to park my Benz so close to the property line, as he wants to wash all his crap down in front of my house, but doesn't want to get anything on my car #@$%! #@$%! #@$%!





Police have been called on several occasions, but won't do anything about the car lot. He goes off to jail about every six months for a week or so,( I Have no idea what he gets charged with) but when he gets out, acts like nothing ever happened.



He has a pecan tree that hangs over my driveway and house, last winter I took all the pecan shells and leaves from his tree and deposited them in front of his house when he was gone,( depriving him of valuable parking space, as the pile was 3 feet high 4 feet wide and about 12 feet long), the guy came over and threatened to kick my ***!!!!!!!! :-{} :-{}



He is 65 years old, his father who recently passed on, left him the house, so I guess I am stuck.







big jake



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